How To Commit Career Suicide Part One. Aiden McGeady Suspended.

"To The Naughty Step" 

A world summit took place at Bobby Lennox-town yesterday. The war in Afghanistan or the Global Credit Crunch was not on the agenda but the day ended wie the People's Republic Of Aiden McGeady being fined, around, £30,000 and suspended from trading for 2 weeks due to his "Madoff" type behaviour.

"Following a breach of club discipline, Celtic manager Gordon Strachan has suspended Aiden McGeady from training with the first team for two weeks and has fined the player two weeks' wages." a Celtic spokesman said, completely ignoring the fear of watching Scott Brown on the right wing for a few weeks.

While the fine was expected the suspension is just the manger cutting his nose of to spite his face.

It is a suicidal decision, one that confirms the feeling that Aiden has played his last game for us. The suspension is up just before the Transfer Window opens. That is more than a coincidence.

Aiden's Mr 15% said: "I can confirm that Aiden has been fined by the club and suspended. He's shocked, disappointed - and I can say he will be appealing. He feels that the action is completely unjustified." while his mobile phone played "Das Boot" and vibrated in his pocket.

A Celtic legend said to me last night: "If we lose at Ipox then it's over for WGS", I replied "Heh, he hasn't even got that long."

The chants of Aiden McGeady will be heard long before the 27th December.

Forza