Lucky Escape At Accies, Maradona, Tims In Shorts, Rumour O'Fliter And A Cheap Quiz.

Hurrah.

Remember, hopefully all 33 readers will, that I reported Laptop LoTW was suffering, like must of the Celtic team, from Hessellinkitis. Yes? Well, it has made a full recovery despite being told by this bunch of McCunist's that it's career was over.

So, from the ashes, like Bawwy(8), but wie mair purpose and wieoot the knee-ouch, it means LoTW will return to it's (ir)regular self-"Boo" cry 33 readers- and the blogs will, hopefully, be shorter- "Hurrah!!" cry 33 readers.

In celebration of this and in light of the Tartan Urmies embarrassing fixation wie Diego Maradona's Argentina, I'm bowling you a wee brain teaser to test if 1) any of you have brains and 2) or any of you are auld enough to know the answer.

Diego Maradona's Argentina played a worthless friendly at Hampden in 1990. Name the Celtic players that played in the worthless 1-0 Scotland win.

Huns Go Into Permarage Over The Tims In Black.

When Paul Hartley is not fronting a sub-standard Chilli-Peppers wannabe stoner surfer types he is scoring late goals for Celtic in dodgy 2-1 victories over Plucky Relegated Hamilton. Highlights or lowlights are here.

"It was a crucial time," said Zico while laughing at the FACT that LoTW didnae mention him in the ex-playerism as he used to play for Plucky Relegated Hamilton, "It was the last few minutes of the game and I played a one-two with Scott Brown and managed to strike it very well. Thankfully it went in." So were all of The Hoops who were glad to see Celtic scoring their 12th goal this season in the last 15 mins of games.

It was also the 16th time under WGS that we have come from behind to win cames in the final minutes and this season it's the second time we have came from a goal down to win a game. It's also only the 2nd time this season we have lost the opening goal but...this time we cameback to win.

The game did change on a dodgy decision though. This time the M.I.B called the decision correctly, free kick and sending off, but his assistant M.I.B told him it was a pen, which Nakamura buried wie ease despite heavy strapping on his knee.

Plucky Relegated Hamilton boss, Billy Reid, boaked on his broon brogues while shouting: "TV evidence has proved it was outside the box, but that's the way it has been for us. When we played Rangers recently Kris Boyd scored an offside goal and that went against us. Two weeks ago Chris Porter scored and was clearly offside. I hear and read so much about decisions going against teams and it is definitely going against Hamilton at the moment."

It's true that when yer pishing in the wind wie, no wins in 8, then it's odds on that yer pish will end up on yer dress trousers. Plucky Relegated Hamilton are now finding that out.

WGS gloated: "I just know it's a penalty. Football can be harsh at times. I've been on the end of harsh decisions and you have to deal with it." We will have to deal wie it as well as in the coming months I can see decisions now going against us on the behest of the meeja.

On the poor performance WGS said:"I thought Hamilton were terrific. Their performance in the first half especially was excellent and we didn't have enough in our locker to break them down. They had plenty of energy and we had to do something at half-time to make it better. We did that and things were better in the second half."

Oor stats of 9 shots on and 5 shots of target gie us the impression of a battering. The 50% possession stat shows just how close it came to all going pear-shaped before Gretna last season peered into view. M.I.A awards go to Shaun Maloney, Andy Hinkel, Mark Wilson and Cillian Sheridan. Scott Brown was quiet and Paul Hartley was MOTM by the length of the M74.

But we can't complain. We are unbeaten in 10 games. We have scored 29 goals in a period. The team have kept on winning while being on their arses wie Hessellinkitis. We have only had 2 dodgy performances during that winning run and they were at Inversenkie and Plucky Relegated Hamilton.

All's guid eh?

Tims In Shorts.

Paul Caddis, has seen his pre-season promise disappear but it husnae stopped him wanting a 1st team start. He said of his opperchancity this week by captaining Scotland's U21: "This is another chance to impress my club manager. Every game you play you're going to be watched, so you want to impress. Playing in international football you are playing against the best, so it's a chance to impress my club manager."

Yes, playing in a meek 3-1 defeat to Norn Iron, hardly the best international side in the world, is bound to impress a watching manager.

Andy Hinkel, who when he is not singing 6th form poetry, fronting Radiohead Buckley wannabees, while walking along a beach looking for surfer stoner dudes to hit wie a baseball bat, he is doing an impression of a German Internationlist right back for us. On the worthless friendly Germany are playing against them he said: "" I am happy to have been called up by the coach", before adding in the vain hope of getting a game: "I reckon several German players are injured" while jumping up and down wie his hand in the air.

Gary Caldwell, who returned to the 'Heid and Hoof' form on Sunday, said of playing against Diego Maradona's Argentina: "We took this game on to get a big match and a good atmosphere," forgetting that the match has bombed and the only atmosphere will be created by the Diego sitting in the stands.

"It will be great to be involved. You play football to play against the best players and Argentina have got them." added Heid but Barry Robson disnny seem to think so as he has decided to gie the worthless friendly a miss wie put on tight hamstring-ouch. 

Rumour O'Filter

The already boring saga of an over the hill left back looking for a last payday took another twist wie his Mr 15% saying: "He is adored by the fans, he adores them and he loves being at a huge club like Barca. I'd say it's far more likely he will look at his situation in June."

I'm sure Bolton and Wigan are watching the situation.

The first fantasy signing rumour of the season. Craig Bellamy is rumoured to be wanted to join the long list of strikers we will have injured in the run-in. A Celtic source has said: "He has his eye on Bellamy and wants to make a move in January. Gordon has worked with Bellers before so knows all about his controversial nature. But he believes he can get the best out of him and give him the chance to win trophies and play at the highest possible level in the Champions League again.'

He called him Bellars..this is happening.

So that's it. I'm off to scream "Bellamy, Bellamy, Bellammmmmyyyy" for a few hours and then settle down and watch my Doctor Who box set. I'm sure the 23.76% of LoTWites, who have completed "World Of War Craft" will now be geekified on "Football Manager" for the foreseeable.

 Stark, McAvennie 3, McGhee 3 and Miller.

Hail Hails are open.

Thanks to ndcsc for the Plucky Relegated Hamilton picture.