Mogwai Hate Satan, The SFA And The Interlull.

A Mogwai Hates Satan FC

Here we have it. The first ever on-time Lotw.

The Interlull continues but the fall out from Scotlands meek defeat in Macedonia continues. In what is becoming normal, Gary Caldwell decides to become the chief flack batter and comes out and defends his team-mates terrible performance. He talks about the meeja's reaction being "embarrassing"- wonder why he never calls his partner 'Heid's attempted passes this- and says the squad now has a siege mentality.

No different from him being with Celtic then.

As far away as possible from watching boring internationals in bunker on the Swiss/French border a group of guys at the top of their profession have gathered to discuss important things. Under the watchful gaze of Dr Evil Andy Roxburgh, Jose, Arsene and Demento listened in awe at Gordon Strachans views on the Large Hadron Collider, the benefits of 442, how playing a right footed players on the left wing, left footed players on the right wing is the future and how his studies into world football have failed to find a left back better than Lee Naylor.

LoTW fails to see the point of these gatherings.

Over at the SFA, Gordon and George have decided that re-making 'The Office' is not for them and that they should hammer that Holy Goalie fellow who is the leader of the Taigs in the East End. Arfur Boruc has been asked to explain the 'obscene' gesture he made to the obscene following of The Orcs and that they will use the press photographs as evidence.

Now, I thought they didn't use press evidence but if they do they should rewatch the 90mins of that game and I'm sure they will have enough evidence to impose 7 or 8 thousand banning orders under their own rules that they brought in, but never used, last season. Maybe, they should just send the video to UEFA and they will add it to what is surely now a filing cabinet marked R*ngers.

Striker Scott McDonald was feeling lonely at Lennoxtoon this week, with all his pals away playing some useless international games. He took the chance to promote himself for a starting slot on Saturday and next Wednesday as there was no one else of interest to interview.

The wee striker must be on the shortlist wie Shaun Maloney to partner, Scotlands top goal scorer, Georgios Samaras up front but how fit he is, is a factor. His games wie Sammy last season were as useful as window boxes in Basra and this may come into oor managers thinking when picking a season saving XI on Saturday.

We maybe should just send Indie-Rock Legends Mogwai to sort out The Huns and all others. The Celtic-Lovin-Indie-Legends, who play at volume of a jet plane taking off and make it sound as beautiful as Henrick Larsson lobbing Stefan Klos, are on tour and are keeping a diary. Usa Tour Diary part 1 ended like this.....

 One last thing, if our single “Batcat” fails to reach the Top 10 in the UK, we will proceed to release one home address per week of a Glasgow Rangers football player. Nacho was the warning shot, wait till we get round to your first team players. Put a Donk on it.

After The S*n gave them some publicity regarding this diary entry, the band responded on Usa Tour Diary part 3........

Apparently Rangers Football Club are “actively investigating” the matter. This perhaps explains why we’ve noticed dodgy looking folk in our audiences attending the last few shows wearing bowler hats, dignified brown brogues and orange sashes.  They didn’t look like Mogwai fans to us and we’ve just found a hidden camera in the Mogwai portable tour chapel, which we feel may be the property of a certain humourless football club in Glasgow. 

Give them the keys to the SFA. 

Forza