No Venus Flytrap For Fletcher.

Mark Venus. Plus Agent.

As Mark Venus spoke about Champion League Qualifiers, Scott Brown and being Tony Mowbray's assistant it was when the legends he worked with at Hartlepool, Leicester and Dagenham and Redbridge were mentioned that brought a sparkle to the Monkey Hangers eye.

But one stands above them all.

George Cole. 

"Yes, he is a legend and the years I spent making the poor re-hashed version of Minder were the best days of my life." he reminisced.

"But...did you see the Shane Ritchie version? Fucking liberty, no wonder it didn't get a 2nd series."

Football is what he is here for though. With Marc-Antoine Fortune  looking more and more likely to give Celtic a massive sub and join EPL giants Hull City leaving Tony Mowbrays plans in turmoil.

One possible target is Hibs striker Steven Fletcher. Venus worked with Fletcher when he was a raw youngster and gave his in-sight and knowledge on the Scottish Internationals ability.

"He's pretty shit." dampening the speculation with a fireman's hose.