Panto Season Begins Early In Glesga.

Wie monsoon season in full flight and canoes being the mode of transport at the moment it was pleasing to see that The Huns AGM produced moments not seen since Francie and Josey (dis)graced the Kings. While CQN went doon a Python route for LoTW it was mair Bert and Ernie.

It's Goodnight From Me and Goodnight From Him.

It's amusing to listen to Walter bemoan that since Scotland is now a prosporus wee country that no decent fitbawers are coming through. So, let's blame society for the failure of Murray Park. He said:

"This is the problem that we have in Scotland, that overall we are not producing the same number of players that we did 20 and 30 years ago, when, due to the level of poverty, all we ever did was play football."

So, let me think. Over the last 3 seasons, The Champions, us, have given the following players League Winners medals. Aiden McGeady, Shaun Maloney, Stephen Pearson, Mick McManus, Scott Brown, Craig Beattie, Mark Wilson and Derek Riordon. Sure there is mair but all these players came through either Celtic's youth system or another SPL teams youth system.

In the past couple of season Hibs and Motherwell have been lauded for their young players. There is talent out there. It's up to the clubs to identify that talent. But....have The Huns not got the Pele, Maradona and Ronaldo in John Fleck?

Another Waltergaff was soon forthcoming when a brethren bear complained aboot the virgin like bears getting booted off the park.

It's up to us to look after ourselves on the pitch but I'm not sure if we're aggressive enough at the moment in the manner in which we play. "Maybe in some cases we have to ensure retribution is taken out beforehand rather than waiting until afterwards."

Walter said wie a straight face. Auld age must be catching up on him. He has forgotten the fundemental rule of the 'Wattienaccio', which is to boot and ask questions later. Chunts like Charlie Adam, Kevin Thomson, Kirk Broadfoot and Sasa Papac are not in the team cause they are fitbawers. Does he not remember Daniel 'Elbows' Coosans performances in 2 derby games when he 'done' Mick wie an elbow then got sent off in an other for 4 or 5 elbow lead assults?

He also signed Lee McCulloch whose biggest assest was clobbering full backs wie forearm smashes in the name of the hun.

In the time of the credit crunch, Sir Minty then took to the horse and promised a retail moonbeam in Govan. Hotlels, housing and shops all paid for by an Icelandic Bank and mortgaged by Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac. He moonbeamed:

:"We are assured the plans will be approved by Glasgow Council and I believe they have a fair chance of succeeding in some shape or form - due to help going on in other areas of the city, may I say.

So, since 'Timmy' is getting a facelift we should get one too. It's it any wonder that wie their chairmen having an attitude like that they have a problem wie an 'minority'?

One Scotland, Many Cultures. Unless It's Irish.

James McCarthy and Aiden McGeady have choosen to play for the Republic Of Ireland. Due to SFA redtape and oversight these players feel mair welcome in the country of their grandparents. Still I was shocked to read this by an ex-Smash Hits editor, which widnae look oot of place in a BNP election leaflet.

So, James McCarthy disnny know his Granny and would have to trace his Irish routes. Funny, I have read him talking aboot his Grandparents being a major influence on him. If he thinks Aiden McGeady disnny get booed because he has chosen to play for Ireland but because he is Scottish and plays for them, then tell me why Brian McLean disnny get booed for being Scottish and playing for Norn Ireland?

Finally, it's 'common courtesy' to wait for the country off yer birth to pick you. Does that apply to Richard Gough, Stuart McCall, Andy Goram, Kriss Commons, Jay McElevey and Shaun Maloney?

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