Players In Scarves, The 'Senkie And Def Leppard.

Seems LoTW is read by a 'Cock Rock', white jeans, white trainer, long haired mulleted rock god. David Coverdale has pointed out, in the last Hail Hails, that Def Leppard was the Star Trek loving, speccy geek, band of choice in the mid 80's.

If that's the case then "Pour Some Sugar On Me".

Tims In Shorts

When Georgios Samaras was rolled in front of the Tv camaras, after oor embarrassing exit from Eurpoa Competition, I fully expected some tough talking from the interviewer and an explaination from Samaras aboot the terrible decisions he made during the game against UEFA Vase bound, Aalborg BK.

Instead he said: "I think everybody is disappointed that we are out of Europe. We were a bit unlucky but that's football. We didn't create a lot of chances, we didn't have the final ball but in the end it was two unlucky situations and we were back home."

While agreeing wie what he is saying, except the we were unlucky bit, the biggest crime is that he didnae explain his decision to wear a scarf against Aalborg BK. A scarf last seen causing much merriment roond Francesco Totti's neck and one that, along wie his gloves, made me look at him and think "he disnny fancy this."

A player wearing a scarf and gloves must be a great sight to a short sleeved centre back. You can almost hear a centre half lick his lips wie glee at the thought of Nancy boy blood when faced wie a charlatan in that get up. 

It was only minus 6 in Denmark. Not cauld enough for Scott Brown to put a vest on. Sammy should be chased from oor door if he is seen in that get up again. In fact, GS should introduce the auld skins v bibs 5 a sides on a Friday afternoon.

That would sort them.

I couldnae see Gary Calderbuer wearing a vest or a simmit nevermind a bloody scarf. Since that defeat, Gary Calderbuer, has being doing a great impression of a Celtic club captain, while the Celtic club captain has been doing a great impression of Lord Lucan or has been reading the William Gallas manual on "How To Captain A Big Club".

'Heid' Calderbuer said aboot the Big Cup and how we progress: "We know this competition is amazing and it has been good to us for the last two years. We have to be in there again next year. So we have to pick ourselves up and win the league.

"We have to make sure we make it four in a row in the SPL and then come back stronger. But it's difficult. The Champions League is a hard competition.We can't just expect to walk in every year and be in the last 16. We have to earn that right. This year we haven't done enough to earn that right. But to not even be in the UEFA Cup is a huge blow."

Wie players like Wilson and Hinkel saying defeat to Aalbog BK was the "worst of their careers", I bet both of them had vests on, we need to pick oorselves up. The question is who will pick the team up?

Here Come The Highlanders.

The longboats, that huvnae been burned, the haggis that huvnae been ate and the Virgins that huvnae been, whose blood husnae been drunk, will taking the trip doon the M9, shouting "arrrrgggggghhhhh" and scaring Service Station staff wie their axes and uglyness. The Ross Tokelyites will fancy their chances of getting something from this trip, for the first time since 2000, as oor club is lying as low as Anne Frank hiding fae the Nazis.

Their recent record is poor. W2 D1 L5 in their last 8. They have won their last 2 away games right enough against Celtic's Feeder Club and The 'Marnocks. At CP they are on a 7 game losing streak. They have lost 9 goals in the last 30mins of games but they seem to lose goals at any point during games, no obvious weak spots.

Celtic, it is ironic that after getting beat of The 'Senkie of Denmark we have a chance to get beat from The 'Senkie of Ecosse so soon after,are 11 games unbeaten in the league but that counts for nothing due to the falloot fae midweek. Though, the management, feel that there was not much wrong wie the performance, I would be expecting changes in the starting 11.

Loovens, Wilson and Robson could be getting left oot wie Hartley, Naylor and Maloney coming in. There doesn't seem to be any sign of Hessellinkitis clearing up, maybe McGeady could make the bench, so we also maybe will see Cillian Sheridan getting a start to confirm him as the winner of the Craig Beattie 1st touch award 2008/09.

Heh, outwith Jan Vennegoor The 'Senkieskelper, wie 6 goals, only Craig Beattie has scored more than 1 against The 'Senkie in oor managers time here. Another ironic twist that.

Ex-playerism comes in the form of Barry Robson. Probably not worth a punt as I think he might be rested. But a 2-1 victory wie a centre back scoring from a set play.

That's it for another week. Hail Hails are open for more confessions from MOR Rock Gods or just sad people who have nothing better to do than talk aboot Celtic....

Forza.

Oh, Bonner, McGrain, Whyte, McGuigan, Aitken, Burns, McStay, McLeod, Archdeacon, Judas and McClair. 

Remember, remember 08/02/2000....what Celtic players scored that night?