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Awaiting The Yellow Bar, Georgie.

The transfer windae can turn you into a Sky Sports News Freak. The hope of tuning in and seeing that yellow bar slouching along the screen telling you that yer team has signed some unknown Bosnian International, for untold millions, keeps us all going during the working day.

The hurt you feel, when Georgie Thompson tells you that Darlington have beaten off Accrington, Bury and Morecambe for Danny Carlton, only gets worse when you start to question why wasn't John Park interested in this player and what does John Park do?

Anyway, there is interest in this window, despite oor managers protestations that no money is available, as I said in this blog, the on-going Alpha-Male Relegation Candidates posturing between 70% of the EPL could have a bearing on oor business this month.

One club to keep an eye on is Man Citeh. The richest club in the world, according to this richlist, could buy and sell most EPL clubs like we buy a loaf and a bottle of ginger. They're also threatening to play fantasy fitba', not the type when you pick yer top WAGS and place them into the positions you want them to occupy, by spending massive amounts on a golf loving, nae necked Welshman, wie a dubious scoring record and pay a reserve left back, wie a few Engurland Caps, a whopping £95,000 a week for not being as guid as Cashley Cole or Lee Naylor.

Wie them having a massive spend over the last few seasons, first under Sven then £70m last summer, they have a few players who are so far oot of the picture they are having tea and toast wie Maurice Edu and this is the bargain loan deal bin we are searching in.

So, wie that in mind and the relative success we have had wie Georgios Samaras on this type of try now, pay later type deal it's no surprise that Javier Garrido who is, SHOCK Horror, a left back and Ched Evans have been linked wie loan moves to us.

Both are young and won't be on the usual EPL fodder high wages that scupper oor dealings wie any English teams. Another indicator to oor bargain bin market is a link wie Abraham Gonzalez Casanova who is looking to leave Catalonia for some game time.

His Mr 15% said: "We can negotiate with any club but are staying calm. Spanish and foreign teams are interested in Abraham. We have not received a firm offer but he is ready to move if the deal is right." as the news feeds added Marc Crosas + Celtic + Barca together to get a half baked story wie less substance as a Ned.

Another attractive prospect is buying cheap labour from Europe that reckon, living in East Kilbride is not so bad. Anas Sharbini fancies living in Scotland's first new toon. He says: Celtic are a big club and their interest is flattering," I certainly feel it would be a great move for me at this stage in my career."  as he stroked his New Boban comparisons that he carries in his back pocket, to be brought oot on such occassions when big money moves are discussed.

Those Boban comparisons can be dismissed by watching this.

We have done some business in the past few days. The box marked 'One For The Future' is now bulging at the seams wie the introduction of Martin 'Klubber' Lang, a 17 year old, from FC Gallen. Martin deserves credit, as he still signed despite being pictured here, watching us throw away 2 goals against Dundee Hibs a few weeks back.

I can't wait for this Transfer Windae to be over. It's as bemusing as why was Frank McAvennie in the Isle of Man to play in a Man Yoo v Liverpool Legends game in the first place.

Forza.

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