Silver Lining Of Setanta's Demise.

Some Shitanta Employees With New Jobs. Yesterday.

The SPL is staring into the abyss. With Shitanta going bust clubs are looking forward to the new season with all the fanfare of a Vuvuzela with toilet roll stuffed up its blow hole.

In other quarters though, the fact that Scott Booth is signing on and that the SPL will not be subject to mass consumption and ridicule is cause for celebration all over the world.

Bring In The Goats

The Irish Broadcaster failed to find a backer after their advertisement in We Need To Find A Rich Financial Backer With A Few Million To Spare Weekly failed to get any takers leaving the SPL facing financial ruin.

Rhubarb Murducks SPECTRE Sports is seen as the main player in bidding for the rights to show the SPL but the company will maybe be reluctant to bid after The SPL chairmen rejected their offer of a few green backs a number of years ago.

A spokesman for SPECTRE Sports, speaking from a dormant volcano underneath a false lake, said: "We have a duty to subscribers to ensure a high quality product and we feel that the SPL doesn't meet that standard."

"We have recently signed a deal to show the Uzbekistan Goat Tossing League on a Sunday evening at 9pm, which would have been the slot for the SPL. We feel that Goat Tossing will give us more of the market share than St Mirren v Motherwell."

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

With SPL clubs trying to get Lidils and Aldis to buy their grounds to ensure their futures, a saviour, after SPECTRES snub, is the Disney backed ESPN Sports who have made their name showing Rounder's and White Men Can't Jump Net Ball.

The thought of Mickey Mouse saving a Mickey Mouse League has not been lost on those SPECTRE backed supporters who are only in the 'Best League In The World' due to Newcastle, WBA and Middlesboro' being shit.

The Political Wing of the Rangers Fan(nie)s, The RST, spokesman, Farquar Ferguson has already commented that The SPL would become a 'side salad' on the plate of the Tv fan.

This has been roundly ridiculed by the ESPN due to a Rangers fan mentioning salad.

Dundee Utd chairmen, Stevie Thompson believes that the SPL is a "great product" and fully backs Campbell Ogilvie plan to reactivate a disused Russian Spy satellite, part owned by Mad  Vlad Romanov after his days in the KGB, which would be programmed to beam pictures to tinfoil wrapped dish plates angled at 16 degrees to the North and 90 degrees longitude from the equator.

Technology

ESPN will have a head start if they bid for the rights to The SPL. Shitanta have left a brand new studio in Glasgow all kitted out with Tellies, Computers and other things that you need to run a unsuccessful company. But there is a human element to this.

Stories of an ex-lawyer and CEO losing his job commentating on Bundesliga and Ligue One games from his broom cupboard in the Glasgow studio and a tired and emotional respected co-commentator and Walsall Legend, has spoke that he is so-hard up that he might need to take up gardening when he stops drinking.

Why a millionaire ex-footballer, who got his pension fund topped up by knowing the ins and outs of extra affairs of one of his paymasters, would need to take up gardening is any ones guess out-with his bookmaker.

Un-Real Radio hosts, and the Voices Of The Scottish Shame, Hew and Cameron said: "This is a shocker to all involved. Our excuses that we never saw the incident can now be ligament."

Can Scottish Football survive and should we really be bothered if Kilmarnock go bust?