SOS For Artur Boruc Sale.

After biding a stratospheric £3.8m for Marc-Antoine Fortune many in the Celtic World were wondering if the Biscuit Tin had been prized open to win back their league crown.

Most will be disappointed- but not surprised- to learn that Celtic's budget will be supplemented by selling one of their most valuable assets and using today's gold prices and his pre Christmas weight then Artur Boruc tips the scales to be sold with a bid of over £5m securing his services.

The unnamed source confirmed last night to anyone with a log in to Celtic Message boards that the player had said his goodbyes to his team-mates and had put his houses up for sale.

The sale of his houses has been confirmed by an insider at WeSellFootballersHouses.Com.

Further updates will follow on Arturs Twitter, Bebo and Facebook with You Tube Footage to follow.

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