S.O.S For Steven Fletcher

Celtic boss Tony Mowbray is looking to sort out his striking problems by signing a player linked by lazy journalism as predictable as the inflated price that we would need to pay for him.

The players agent, yesterday, faxed, no ambiguous quotes that would have been exclusive to all newspapers.

Steven Fletcher, 22 year old striker (who has a passion for tattoos) was linked due to Celtic having a bid rejected for him under the previous manager and Tony Mowbray being interested in signing him for WBA and working with him at Hibs. This is a sure sign that Mowbray is interested.

Further quotes for ex team-mated and You Tube footage to follow. 

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Summer Of Shit. Polishing Numerous Turds To Find Gold.