S.O.S For Thimothee Atouba

Celtic manager Tony Mowbray is expected to solve the problematic left back slot by signing a player that Celtic were linked with before he moved to his current club and are being credited with a current interest on that basis.

Reports in France and Germany, yesterday, were made exclusive to all broadcasters that are owned by Rupert Murdoch and the player gave them an ambiguous quote.

Thimothee Atouba   , 27 years old, and a free agent after his contract expired at Hamburg said:"There are many chances my career will continue in the United Kingdom, or somewhere else, I have many contacts," at least confirming that Scotland is somewhere else.

Further quotes from ex team-mates and You Tube footage to follow.

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