The LoTW Christmas Awards 2008.

This is the time of year people look back. They highlight their, eh, highlights and forget aboot their lowlights in a swarm of Special Brew and turkey. So, this year, I have decided to gie the Special Brew a miss, not the turkey, and I present to you the 1st EVER, and probably last, LoTW Christmas Awards, which have a look at the bawbaggery of the last year.

So lets begin.....

The Chris Sutton Not Good Enough For Celtic Award: Winner is Barry Robson. SPL journeyman we cried when he arrived fae Dundee Hibs. Scored wie his first touch against The Sheep then decided to become the Hunskelper. Him 'doing' Christen 'Judas' Dailly will live long in the memory. Done more than most men to ensure that we won 3IAR. We now notice when he disnny play.

The Simon Lynch We Will Regret Selling Award: Winner is Evander Sno. The mobility of The Campsies and turned like a cruise ship. Oor regret at selling was stoked by his Dutch Under 21 performances. His disappearing act at Ajax proves the coaches at Boaby-Lennoxtoon correct.

The John Smeaton Liar, Liar Pants On Fire Award: Only one candidate. The winner is David Murray. Smoke, mirrors and staring bankruptcy in the face wie such dignity. Currently living in John Reids back pocket.

The Karen Matthews Hide And Seek Award: The winner is Paddy McCourt. True champion at the sport. Gives you clues where he is then disappears wieoot trace.

The Liam Brady Management Excellence Award: The winner is Aalborg BK. Draw does you and your team suffers severe clipboard failure. Add to Bratislava etc, etc, etc.....

The Saint Martin Of O'Neill Management Excellence Award: Last 8 games of last season. Made great tactical and bold team selections. What do you mean Scott Broon was suspended....

The John Park Come Fly Wie Me Award: The winner is Glesga to Dublin or Belfast wie Ryan Air. Magic. You can bring back cheap midfielders...

The Kaiser Chiefs "I Predict A Riot" Award: The winner is Manchester 08. It was their Seville. They were desperate to oot do us in the number stakes. It was a case of spent giros, MD 20/20, sun and bigotry. Sit back and watch it go. And we did. In the space of 24 hours they did more damage to their club than yer average Greek wie a petrol bomb.

That's it. Have you got any 'awards' that need to get served?

Merry Christmas to all of the LoTW Squadra. Thanks for making this blog the biggest Celtic blog on OleOle. Also, thanks to OleOle for taking the punt. Let's get pished. We won't remember in the morning....

Forza