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In the attempts to be seen as knowledgeable, I posted a question that I had the wrong answer for. Roy Aitken left Celtic on the 10th Jan 1990 for The Barcodes. This means, that when he came on as a sub for Ecosse against Diego Maradonas Argentina in March 1990 he was a Barcode player.

LoTW can only apologise for this oversight. Not that 99% of the readers bothered their arse to answer the question anyway. So, to make it easier for the...

It's been one of those weeks. A week that has seen the world landscape change for the greater good, hopefully. Much to "Millwall Mobster" Steven Patrick Morrissey's delight American voted correctly and much to oor delight Celtic scored a goal in the Big Cup. Hurrah!!!!!

Matchday 4 produced some strange results. Roma...

Yawn. Poor 2nd half, 'The Boys Of The Old Brigade' and Celtic fans wearing poppies were the main topics of conversation in Celticcybertimdom today. So I'm glad that The Guardian decided to publish a bit of comedy gold to stop me shaking my heid at my own today.

The sub headline say's it all for me. "With the return of Bawwy(8), Rangers have midfield strength Celtic can only...

I don't know what was worse. Watching oor meek, painful defeat to Team USA United or the news from El Madrigal that oor fellow UEFA Vase contenders, Aalborg BK, were beating Villarreal 2-1. How could a team that is worse than us go to Villarreal and frighten the yellow shit oot of them?

The stats show that Aalborg BK scored wie 3 of their 4 shots on goal while Villarreal scored 6 of their 14 attempts on targets. Lesson? Take yer chances.

Tuesday night's Big Cup...

You know the scene at the end of 'The Wickerman'? Where Edward Woodward is lured up a cliff to be burned by a pagen cult who dance aboot naked? Well, I think Ian Brines fancied that was going to happen to him if he went against the longboat burning, haggis eating, virgin blood drinking Ross Tokelyites on Saturday.

He turned a blind eye to a sending off and numerous other assualts. He dished oot cards like fake money at a pikey wedding to Celtic players for minor misdemeaners. He...

With Man Utd and Villarreal disappearing of into the sunset, to the knockoot stages of the Big Cup, leaving Celtic and Aalborg to have a bun fight for the UEFA Vase place, Celtic's travel sickness reached plague proportions. The reaction of the Celtic support to the expected defeat has been one of non-plussedness. It was an expected defeat, Villarreal are a decent side and it's no disgrace to loss there and we played ok. There was no gross over-reaction.

Have we given up hope...

It's going to be one of those "I remember where I was moments". It will be up a Lisbon moment for my generation. So, I hope I don't die before I get auld as when the 'moment' happens I will be prone to weeing maself and forgetting ma name.

Celtic, as predicted, continued their speedy exit from the Big Cup wie a 1-0 defeat against Villarreal in the fortress that is the lego inspired...

A good week to you all. A week that begins wie us having a typical Celticesq last minute victory against Aberdeen and we will probably see a typical Celticesq Big Cup away performance in the El Madrigal, which should confirm oor interest in the Big Cup ending.

Still, the decent and the brilliant couldn't last as Celtic turned in a so-so performance meaning a game that should have been over by half time was not won until the last minute...

"The Chaaammmmmppppppeeeeeiiiiioons...pa, pa, pa, pa, paaaaaaaaaaah"

"Boooooooooooooo" (Celtic Park crowd on 93mins)

There had been a certain sense of gallusness in the Celtic support since Saturdays 4-2 win at Motherwell. The Bi-Polar nature of the win, 4 up at HT then losing the 2nd half 2-0, seemed to be forgotten and also the last time we played well in the 3-0 win against Falkirk, giving us the 2nd taste of gallusness we had this season- after...