"The Chaaammmmppppions.....pa, pa, pa pah!!!!!!"

Ok, the only show in town was in Monaco this week as the Champions League  draw was made in it's usual OTT stylee and we found out who would be pumping us away from home and getting a beating at Celtic Park.

The Hoops were drawn...

LoTW has decided that's it time for this brother to sort it out. I'll start by 'sorting out' Michael Higdon who has decided that asking the MIB for a 'square go' is how to go about sorting his teams failings. He then admits...

Celtic Plead Poverty 

What did LOTW do to deserve this?

Was it because he got wee Broony the belt for lying that he had shat his pants when LOTW was 5? Is it due to LOTW stealing those goldfish from the travelling fair pikey when he was 10? Was it because LOTW got pissed on Special Brew at...

 "Salt and Sauce Lad....."

Lhads....

Lets all shout.....Vitor Baia, Ferreira, Nuno Valente, Jorge Costa, Pedro Emanuel, Ricardo Carvalho, Costinha, Ricardo Costa, Alenichev, Maniche, Deco, Capucho (ha,ha, fucking ha), Marco Ferreira, Derlei and last but not least Jose The Not So Special One Bawbagface.....

.......according to the Scottish Press.

Those on OleOle may not be familiar wie the workings of the Scottish Press. They have a tendency to glorify things and talk aboot future happenings as if they were FACT, esp when it comes to oor good friends R*ngers (The Huns).

We call these stories Moonbeams.

Are we sitting on a comfy chair? This is going to be a long haul review. It would have been even longer if R*ngers (or the Rearangers as they are now known) had got their way. We would have been playing well into July and maybe even August.