The Sharp Suited Man has spoken.

Celtic have not made enquires or bid for any one of the 101 players they have been linked wie. We have made only 2 bids and 1 of them was accepted. I think we can take it as read that the other bid was for Kyle Haffwittery, which was deemed too low for the...

Spot the difference. I'll gie you a clue.

One is highly sought after and is seen as a luxury and the other is a fat Hun.

So the silly season is defo upon us wie the press making up stories and ensuring that rent a quote agents get their rent a quotes in the press. Don...

 Celtic Decide To Go Wie A Front Three Next Season

I'm usually on holiday at this time of year. That usually means my fix of fitba' means buying an English Sun or 1 Euro Daily Ragger, which is like the Beano wie bigger words (just). But....wie no holibags to go on this year my lunchtimes are spent looking through...

End Of Match:

Deserved victory for Portugal. The Czechs now face a could be difficult task dependent on the result later this evening. Turkey, if they win will fancy a winners take all against Koller and Co.

Portugal? Well, if Deco and Lady Boy don't play they have he haw. Siamo looks decent but they look suspect in defence and have a powderpuff front line that will struggle against decent decent sides.

Thanks for reading (and sorry for the break in service....)

Half Time:

Interesting first half. Czechs done well (and are the first team to score an equalising goal in Euro 2008) but after a great spell they faded towards the end of the half. Portugal...well I have always said they are charlatans for this tourny as they don't have a decent centre forward. They look to Lady Boy too much and also diving cheating basturd Deco for inspiration.

The Czechs any team that has Baros and Koller will struggle and I think this has been proved with Sionko (terrible in Scotland) being their best player so far.

But for a laugh Bring on the KOLLERMUNSTER.......

Wie this close season already dragging on as long as the USA Primary Elections (how long does it take to tell an ex presidents wife she is not wanted?) and The Huns claiming, at great length, that their "Sporting Integrity" was comprised by them not being allowed to play their games when they wanted (this claim has all the integrity of a Fern Britton diet) means that we ...