In the close season slumber- where the highlights for LOTW seem to be looking at kitchens and getting annoyed at plasterers not turning up- I must admit it was no great surprise to see this story flashing up on Sky Sports News newsbar. A bar that for us fitba fans is the lifeline until the pain starts. ...

So it's official. The "Sleazebag Stopper" - copyright The News Of The World- Alan Mythgregor has signed a 5 year deal to stay wie the club he loves. He turned his back on a £12m transfer and was over the moon at following in the footsteps of other cunts that have enjoyed being sex pest gambling addicts as well as being R*ngers number 1. ...

So the fixtures are oot. A home tie against St Mirren Of Paisley to open and the first stupid fitba' kick off time (12:30 on Sunday 10th August) so Setanta can show it. I'm only hoping that early kick off time means the game disnny turn oot to be a damp squib like the usual 12:30 kick offs.