............Breaking News: Peter Lawwell states that he will spend the Seville money............Breaki

 Last Tango In Paris

Like last pre-season our CEO seems to have been making use of Ryan Airs cheap flights to Paris to meet agents and other imaginary reps of players that Celtic will never sign.

Apart from the 'last gasp' meeting with

 Compo. To Be Agreed.

Black country giants, West Bromwich Albion, will reject any bid from Celtic to take Tony Mowbray, who invented The Huddle, to Celtic Park. The Baggies board are seething at Mowbrays secret talks with Celtic...

After a semi-final win, as usual as the other night, you, for a few days, gloat and feel smug at the outcome. It's also a natural reaction look back wie a sense of satisfaction of what you have achieved, even though, really, you have achieved nothing.

I don't get this: "Awe, I feel sorry fur Dundee Utd, they didnae deserve that". They widnae have said that if they had got to the final. They would have took great pleasure, them and the press, off rubbing oor noses in...

The week of gloating at oor friends in blue money troubles ended wie a 4-2 defeat at Ayburdeen and last week starting wie 'Gloomy Monday' and these words, blown, race, wide, open and title being arranged into something troublesome.

It was a long week when all you had to ponder was 'The Gamble', that we have seem to have taken, which is to stay, just a bawhair...

Awaiting The Yellow Bar, Georgie.

The transfer windae can turn you into a Sky Sports News Freak. The hope of tuning in and seeing that yellow bar slouching along the screen telling you that yer team has signed some unknown Bosnian International, for untold millions, keeps us all going during the...

PFA Heid Bummer and ex-Hun, Fraser Wishart, took time oot fae sorting oot problems in the Middle East, that's Fife not Israel, too update us on 'McGeadygate':

 "It is his wish that this brings this matter to a conclusion and he reiterates that his desire as always is simply to get back playing football for Celtic...

"The Season Of Shit" 

Happy New Year.

You woke up on New Years Day and the world was the same. Nothing changes but, somehow, when you go to sleep on Hogmanay you reckon the world will be a better place. You wake up and find that yer hut still has that bit of felt missing, you still need to cook a Steak...

"Knowing Me, Knowing You, Ahaaaa" 

"Beware Northerner Wie Mircophone" 

Your drunken correspondent was asked to contribute to the OleOle Podcast, "This Week In Football", regarding McGeadygate. You can listen here. 

Yes, I did call WGS an...

"To The Naughty Step" 

A world summit took place at Bobby...