I had to laugh this morning. Radio Tuecther announced that Kenny Miller was rumoured to be withdrawing from the Scotland squad, hence improving their chances of victory against Norway. No reason was given and I wondered if it was because he was just shite. Then I heard Iceland had went Bankrupt. I wondered what Kerry Katona and half of Easterhoose would now do for fish fingers.

It's depressing this credit crunch. Hunners of weans will be wieoot Crispy Pancakes and will get a...