"Charlie Nicholas, waiting for a taxi in Coatbridge" 

It's been a bad week to be a satirical, unfunny fan(ny) blog. The news that Official Publications have resorted to toilet humour in an attempt to slag ex-players and media lackies, means that a oor...

I would not usually be up for giving the opening blog gambit to a Huns goal. Whitesnake, Def Leppard, yes, but LoTW, today is breaking from the Status Quo.

So, yesterday, as Wallie Nosurnames Army were still showing signs of an European hangover, which has plagued them since August, by losing...