A Young Guru. Many Moons Ago.

Inspired. The new Celtic messiah was unveiled to global acclaim in a scene that- I reckon- would be befitting of The Second Coming. We have had Blair-mania and Obama-mania, now we have Mogga-mania...

 The Cult Of Mowbray. Happier Days. Yesterday.

There were fears today of mass suicides from a group of West Brom fans calling themselves: "The Cult Of Mogga" after their leader left for his dream job at

 The Eyes Have It.

Celtic were today recovering from the self inflicted public relations disaster and acute embarrassment suffered after CEO, Peter Lawwell, lost the blinking contest with his

 Chuck and Peter. Yesterday

The Celtic World was today reeling from the discovery of footage showing CEO, Peter Lawwell, living La Vida Loca on holiday and not attempting to end Celtic's numerous botched...

 Compo. To Be Agreed.

Black country giants, West Bromwich Albion, will reject any bid from Celtic to take Tony Mowbray, who invented The Huddle, to Celtic Park. The Baggies board are seething at Mowbrays secret talks with Celtic...

 The New Steve Bruce. Yesterday.

With Celtic now edging closer to securing Tony Mowbray, their 4th choice, as new manager questions now are being asked over the unseen Rangers hand that de-railed their attempt to attract Roberto...

If Found Return To Sporting Chance.

Yesterday, Celtic Cyber Net, held it's collective breath after the failed Wycombe and Portsmouth Manager, Tony Adams, turned in a press conference performance that ranks alongside anything we have seen on Tyneside when they are searching for a New...

 A Cyber Saint (But A Poor Bond). Yesterday.

It's been a difficult few weeks for Celtic fans. First they lose their league crown, to the worst Rangers team since the last worst Rangers team to...

 Dermot And Peter. Yesterday

Peter Lawwell, who last night enjoyed The Champions League Final in Rome despite being spotted in Burnley, The Black Country and Soho, has been left in no doubts what kind of man his paymaster wants...

The plans for a protest against Gordon Strachan on Sunday has been left in tatters by the announcement that he has resigned. The organisers have now said they plan on celebrating the removal of the disliked manager.

Burning Effigies

A statement on the site, www.strachanmustgo.ie.com, posted by chief...