Case For Defence

After Paul Hartley's departure to the mighty Bristol City, as not predicted in the last Un-Rumour-Rumour-Mill, the scramble has begun for Celtic to make a sensational swoop to fill Hartley's role on the bench.

The Nancy Website and BTM himself has stated that a one-season loan deal is on the cards for the Cameroon Lion, Landry N'Guemo after

After biding a stratospheric £3.8m for Marc-Antoine Fortune many in the Celtic World were wondering if the Biscuit Tin had been prized open to win back their league crown.

Most will be disappointed- but not surprised- to learn that Celtic's budget will be supplemented by selling one of their most valuable...

Our Survey said:

Hull City seem to have dealt an early hammer blow to Celtic's summer rebuilding plans by signing...

Celtic, will try and get a South American solution to their goal scoring problems after reports in Venezuela claim that they are after the countries top football superstar. The deal could be pushed through quickly as Celtic know how well South Americans adapt to the SPL.

The players agent, yesterday, didn't fax, any ambiguous quotes, which were exclusive to all newspapers but we fully expect Pablo D Loafernsocks to release a...

Celtic boss Tony Mowbray is looking to sort out his striking problems by signing a player linked by lazy journalism as predictable as the inflated price that we would need to pay for him.

The players agent, yesterday, faxed, no ambiguous quotes that would have been exclusive to all newspapers.

Steven Fletcher, 22 year old striker (who has a passion for tattoos) was linked due...

Celtic manager Tony Mowbray is expected to solve the problematic left back slot by signing a player that Celtic were linked with before he moved to his current club and are being credited with a current interest on that basis.

Reports in France and Germany, yesterday, were made exclusive to all broadcasters that are owned by Rupert Murdoch and the player gave them an ambiguous quote.

Celtic gaffer, Tony Mowbray, will sort out Celtic's striking problems by potentially signing a Chilean wonder-kid who impressed during The Toulon Tournament.

The players agent has not been tracked down by The Sun yet, so there is no quotes, but the story is based on a Celtic scout being seen watching some games in France.

Eduardo Vargas Jesus...

Celtic are today being linked with an Icelandic International, if top Icelandic Daily, Frettablaðið, is to be believed (unless it's the Icelandic version of The Sun.)

The ambiguous story, available to Icelanders, and exclusive to all Scottish Red Tops who will copy and paste it, states

Solvi Geir Ottesen  ,24 year old central defender or right back, has been invited to join Celtic during their...

Tony Mowbrays first signing is on course to be a player that Celtic have had no contact with and based on the fact that he played under Celtic's new manager for a few months.

The players club, yesterday, faxed, ambiguous quotes which were exclusive to all newspapers.

Marc Antoine Fortune, 27 year old striker, who scored 5 goals last season and whose club,

Celtic gaffer in waiting, Tony Mowbray, will sort Celtic defensive woes by potentially targeting two potential Rangers targets who would be potentially willing to come if there was any potential of a firm offer being made.

The players agents, yesterday, faxed, ambiguous quotes which were exclusive to all newspapers.

Hermann Hreidarsson , 34 year old defender, 85...