LOTW has recovered. A pain, that was like a thousand paper cuts, that made me go to that dark place, the place that when the sun comes up you want to put your head back under the covers, a place that makes you want to book into that hotel in 'The Shining' and a place that is as welcome as a Nazi whore in Max Mosley's house.

Yes,  the pain of pre-season defeat and the loss of the coveted 'Algarve Cup' is hard to take.

Well, that's the annual LOTW sunshine break over for another year and what has LOTW learned this year? That drinking Buckfast and Sangria causes you tae lose two days and that going 'commando' gies yer gonads as much freedom as Andy Hinkel gies right handsided midfielders in pre-season games.

Talking of pre-season games, Gary Caldwell - rent a quote as some ca...

 "Burnley!!!!! Techno, techno, techno, techno...."

"The Gallowgate is burning doon, is burning doon, The Gallowgate is burning doon....and it wiz Kenneh Misser" Naw, it wisnny, really, but he seems to...