Timothy The Telepath predicts this weeks future in the Celtic World.

George Burley

Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown, this time you're going down and swearing won't help you.

Gordon Smith

No matter how many times you open your mouth the cock of a Frenchman has not entered,...Read Post »

First up the news that Marc-Antoine Fortune will be out for up to 4 weeks with Knee-Gack. The poor fellow hasn't had the best of starts and this news comes as a blow to the Celtic family who now fear weeks of Scott McDonald and Georgios Samaras.

Hopefully regular...

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Celtic are today still wallowing in the sense of injustice over the incident that saw Aiden McGeady red carded and branded a cheat, traitor, thief, arms dealer with Iraq, kidnapper of Jaycee Lee Dugard and oil deal sealer with the Libyans.

Glasgow born Irishman McGeady was sent packing, for his 2nd yellow card, after he was adjudged to have dived by referee Dougie McDonald.Read Post »

Average Joemura 

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Smoking? Check. Drinking? Check. Ginger? Check. Stereotyped Taig? Check!!!

That was the week that was. I'm sure, like me, yer Sky + husnae been this overworked since The Red Hot channel had a freeview night wie you watching Aiden skinning Clubfoot over and over again.

We had a wee celebration, which was...

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Aye. That League Cup didnae really matter as we partied like it was 1989 after Kirk Bentfoot/ Clubfoot/ Shitfoot threw his dummy oot the pram and brought doon Aiden McGeady like a Sunday League clogger who canny be arsed anymair.

It was a tackle that summed up their day. It summed up their mindset....

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I blame David Beckham.

I really do. He is the reason that the EPL is now the PR Murdoch beast that has sucked all the riches oot of fitba'. Ok, we had Best, King Kenny, Robson, Hoddle and Keegan before him but he was the first player to create a brand. Now, every earring, every Celtic tattoo, every shit...

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After a semi-final win, as usual as the other night, you, for a few days, gloat and feel smug at the outcome. It's also a natural reaction look back wie a sense of satisfaction of what you have achieved, even though, really, you have achieved nothing.

I don't get this: "Awe, I feel sorry fur Dundee Utd, they didnae deserve that". They widnae have said that if they had got to the final. They would have took great pleasure, them and the press, off rubbing oor noses in...

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The week of gloating at oor friends in blue money troubles ended wie a 4-2 defeat at Ayburdeen and last week starting wie 'Gloomy Monday' and these words, blown, race, wide, open and title being arranged into something troublesome.

It was a long week when all you had to ponder was 'The Gamble', that we have seem to have taken, which is to stay, just a bawhair...

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 "Ewe, look pretty stupid now..."

The "We Deserve Better" motto, adopted, like a Bengal Tiger that you pay £3 per month for, by the R*ngers Trust, or the Lunatics Trust, got me thinking. Do we as fitba' fans, really, have the right to say "We Deserve Better"?

I think not.

It is...

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