Spanish Witch. Yesterday 

Paul Hartley today spoke about the moment he feared his season was over when he picked up a hamstring injury while on Scotland duty. It has since been revealed that Celtic...

"Spot The Passengers" 

I'm all for assisted suicide. Just not when it involves my fitba' team.

Great first half, we created chance and chance, which we missed but after 58 mins we were 2-0 up through 2 goals from the rapidly becoming enigmatic figure of Georgios...

Celtic did honour it's Greatest Ever Player today. Not, that you would have known aboot it. A low key unveiling was the order of the day to ensure that were wisnny great crushing up Kerrydale Street. I'm sure, the couple of hundred who saw the unveiling will recall the tale for future...

Hurrah.

Remember, hopefully all 33 readers will, that I reported Laptop LoTW was suffering, like must of the Celtic team, from Hessellinkitis. Yes? Well, it has made a full recovery despite being told by this bunch of McCunist's that it's career was over.

So, from the ashes, like Bawwy(8), but wie mair purpose and...

It's been a MASSIVE week for the new world outlook. The keyholders of the free world tore up their rulebook and made themselves cool again, Celtic scored a Big Cup goal, hurrah, cheating monkey-rat Kevin Thomson got injured, really this time he didnae kid on he was injured to escape a sending off, and is oot for the season and Bernie...

 "Salt and Sauce Lad....."

Lhads....

Lets all shout.....Vitor Baia, Ferreira, Nuno Valente, Jorge Costa, Pedro Emanuel, Ricardo Carvalho, Costinha, Ricardo Costa, Alenichev, Maniche, Deco, Capucho (ha,ha, fucking ha), Marco Ferreira, Derlei and last but not least Jose The Not So Special One Bawbagface.....

LOTW has recovered. A pain, that was like a thousand paper cuts, that made me go to that dark place, the place that when the sun comes up you want to put your head back under the covers, a place that makes you want to book into that hotel in 'The Shining' and a place that is as welcome as a Nazi whore in Max Mosley's house.

Yes,  the pain of pre-season defeat and the loss of the coveted 'Algarve Cup' is hard to take.