After biding a stratospheric £3.8m for Marc-Antoine Fortune many in the Celtic World were wondering if the Biscuit Tin had been prized open to win back their league crown.

Most will be disappointed- but not surprised- to learn that Celtic's budget will be supplemented by selling one of their most valuable...

 Artur Boruc. Yesterday.

Just as Celtic's season was on the edge of meltdown, ahead of the winner takes 3 points Old Firm game at the weekend, Artur Boruc has, today, spoke about his secret vice...

Bayern Scout. Club Tropicana, La Manga. Last Night.

Celtic's title run-in was today plunged into chaos when it was revealed that they would face a fight to keep

Osama. The Worlds 2nd Most Wanted.

The United Nations today announced that it would be investigating Artur Boruc after it received a report from it's observer , Warren Feeney, and listened to inside reports...

"Mmmmmm, Cats...."

Yesterday, was, 4th Round Scottish Cup weather. Fitba', in this country is meant to be reduced to a lottery by playing in elements, which you widnae send Tommy Sheridan oot on a protest march in. It gives the 'wee teams' a chance, you see.

Weather aside, the 30 odd...

It was all about Artur Boruc. Though.

He was welcomed like the legend he his and the second half was a homeage to The Holy Goalie. After 60 mins The Holy Goalie wandered to take a free kick inside the box. He turned to what is known as 'The Green Brigade Corner', thumped the Celtic badge and gave a wee clenched fist salute.

Like a showman playing the crowd, it...

Easter Road. It has seen many a Goalie burn his gloves in it's centre circle. Any stadium that holds Alan Rough as some kind off Legend must have seen some howlers over the years. Maybe, none as great as Arfur Boruc's yesterday, when he let a 45 yard 'Squiggler'- John Rankins word for his fluke shot, proving...

I would not usually be up for giving the opening blog gambit to a Huns goal. Whitesnake, Def Leppard, yes, but LoTW, today is breaking from the Status Quo.

So, yesterday, as Wallie Nosurnames Army were still showing signs of an European hangover, which has plagued them since August, by losing...

Ok.

"Feedthebeargate"

In the attempts to be seen as knowledgeable, I posted a question that I had the wrong answer for. Roy Aitken left Celtic on the 10th Jan 1990 for The Barcodes. This means, that when he came on as a sub for Ecosse against Diego Maradonas Argentina in March 1990 he was a Barcode player.

LoTW can only apologise for this oversight. Not that 99% of the readers bothered their arse to answer the question anyway. So, to make it easier for the...

It's been a bad week for Sir Mintalot. In this, his 20th year of presiding over Bankruptcy, Bigotry, Boomsungism and Bampottery, firstly, he has seen The Huns season ticket list posted on the Timternet, secondly, he has called the peepul of Airdrie and Shotts racist bigots and thirdly threatened the Heidie of Celtic.

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