Gary Caldwell last night gave the biggest indication yet that he won't be part of the Tony Mowbray revolution next season.

No Longer Friends

Tony Mowbray last night refused to confirm that his plan to prove that Celtic fans are absolute idiots had failed after defeat in their opening Zooropa League game.

We Had A Plan

Celtic suffered an embarrassing and humiliating...

Gary Caldwell has slammed his stance over his stalled contract talks- insisting that he is "KIDDING HIMSELF" with his demands.

More Sir?

Caldwell was keen to pledge his...

Scream If your wanna go faster

I watched the Sons v The Cousins game with a Comrade who used to work the fair grounds until the 'Finding Nemo I Wanna Big Fish Tank Craze' done his Hoop A Gold Fish business a wrong-un.

Anyway he was surprised at Csaba Laszlo's lack of reaction to the first controversial decision of the

St.Johnstone fans today thanked Peter Lawwell and the Celtic board for their hospitality in giving over 700 Saints fans restricted view tickets, for a discounted price, which meant they missed the majority of their 5-2 defeat.

Combine Harvesters

Saintees Fans...

Not Our Fault

Celtics', Gary Caldwell and Scott Brown, today apologised to the nation after they admitted that they could shoulder no blame for Scotlands 3-0 defeat in the Amsterdam ArenA. The players have caused out-rage in the media world as the...

I Thought Dark Lords Didnae Have Reflections?

It's Hogmanay. The time of year that the vast majority of Scotsmen and Wimin get leathered on cheap beer, wine and spirits, fall oot wie each other, their families and nee'bors, probably get lifted and wish each other a Happy New Year wie fists and kicks.

Just like any other...

Seems LoTW is read by a 'Cock Rock', white jeans, white trainer, long haired mulleted rock god. David Coverdale has pointed out, in the last Hail Hails, that Def Leppard was the Star Trek loving, speccy geek, band of choice in the mid 80's.

If that's the case then "Pour Some Sugar On Me".

Tims In...

Yawn. Poor 2nd half, 'The Boys Of The Old Brigade' and Celtic fans wearing poppies were the main topics of conversation in Celticcybertimdom today. So I'm glad that The Guardian decided to publish a bit of comedy gold to stop me shaking my heid at my own today.

The sub headline say's it all for me. "With the return of Bawwy(8), Rangers have midfield strength Celtic can only...

Midweek Diddy Cup ties are usually as welcome as a ansaphone message from Russell Brand and Jonathon Woss. Ok, note all 27,000 that complained aboot this. GET A LIFE and goin' amuse yerself's watching Songs Of Praise and eating an apple tart.

Still, as Celtic safely passed by The 'Marnocks, we...