Japanese wonderkid, Koki Mizuno has today revealed the moment a few beers and a dodgy Curry proved he had a long way to go before emulating his hero Shunsuke Nakamura.

The Japanese Starlet last night revealed how Nakamura took him to the side and told him what to do if he wanted to follow him...

The summer is now officially over. Feigned interest in cricket, betting on leagues that get investigated on a regular basis due to match fixing and gardening can be discarded like factor 50 sun cream for a Scottish Beach Holiday.

An A-Team

With a 3-0 victory over crack A-League side,

"Every Player Is A Puppet"

"Everybody who is fit is available. You don't lose any base fitness over two weeks so everybody who is in the squad has a chance of being involved." was oor managers only comment on the returning Aiden McGeady.

Smart money is on an...

I Thought Dark Lords Didnae Have Reflections?

It's Hogmanay. The time of year that the vast majority of Scotsmen and Wimin get leathered on cheap beer, wine and spirits, fall oot wie each other, their families and nee'bors, probably get lifted and wish each other a Happy New Year wie fists and kicks.

Just like any other...

We all know Celtic's profile in Japan has increased due to us signing Shunsuke Nakamura and Koki Mizuno. The other evening, BBC Scotland had a program called "Football Far East: Beyond Nakamura", which showed Celtic trying to exploit, milk, rob,...

Koki Mizuno, He Flies, You Know...

First cries of Aiden McGeady happened, around, 1 minute in. They quickly faded. Celtic's PR machine has went into overdrive. Over the weekend, the press and Celticcybertimdom were full of stories from every Tom, Dick or Harry, or in oor case, Liam, Sean or...

There will be no 'Pipes Of Peace' tomorrow at Westfield. Injuries rob us of Barry Robson and Mo Donati. Bad management or big-heided-ness, rob us of Aiden McGeady. Oor midfield is as short of readies as Kerry Katona's bank account.

The Celtic Way, in all of us, calls for

It's been a MASSIVE week for the new world outlook. The keyholders of the free world tore up their rulebook and made themselves cool again, Celtic scored a Big Cup goal, hurrah, cheating monkey-rat Kevin Thomson got injured, really this time he didnae kid on he was injured to escape a sending off, and is oot for the season and Bernie...