"I Want Big Jan, At Least He Passes The Ba, Sport"

Dundee roll into the unfortress like CP this weekend, a stadium that used to strike fear into the hearts of players but now gives them a nice wee welcome and usually a goal or two. Having not scared the SPL wie their uglyness since 2004/2005 it's on Homecoming Cup duty...

There will be no 'Pipes Of Peace' tomorrow at Westfield. Injuries rob us of Barry Robson and Mo Donati. Bad management or big-heided-ness, rob us of Aiden McGeady. Oor midfield is as short of readies as Kerry Katona's bank account.

The Celtic Way, in all of us, calls for