Since I'm writing this in not the best of moods I may as well start wie a foul mouthed rant at a Tory. David McLetchie, whose expenses are worthy of Lester Piggot, had a go at us in an interview and if I really could be bothered trawling over the bones of it then I would but..E-Tims sums it up well.

I just want to say that this no-mark wie his comments has just proved himself to...

Midweek blogs? I thought we were oot of Europe? Oh, we are..so why are we playing a mid-week roond of fixtures? Ah, yes, theres Auld Rid Eyes George Burley oan the telly slurring aboot the up-coming tonking that the Dutch will dish oot to us and how, Spurs reserve (behind the 3 stooges of Corluka, Chimbonda and Gunter), Roberto Hooton, is the saviour...

This week I bought ma soul back from the Devil. The bastard then decided that he would play the cunt and let Motherwell score an undeserved late equaliser, which brought back memories of THAT Sunday in 2005. The Devil had reneged on oor deal.

You see, the Devil took ma soul during the Glesga Derby. He sucked it oot like, the top...

The thought of hundreds of R*ngers "fans" sitting watching Jeremy Kyle, waiting on the offy to open for their daily dose of Kestral and Merrydown, and jumping everytime they hear a knock at the door, after Manchester Polis released a DVD titled "One Nightmare In May" which, documents their dignity has cheered me no...

The week of gloating at oor friends in blue money troubles ended wie a 4-2 defeat at Ayburdeen and last week starting wie 'Gloomy Monday' and these words, blown, race, wide, open and title being arranged into something troublesome.

It was a long week when all you had to ponder was 'The Gamble', that we have seem to have taken, which is to stay, just a bawhair...

 "Ewe, look pretty stupid now..."

The "We Deserve Better" motto, adopted, like a Bengal Tiger that you pay £3 per month for, by the R*ngers Trust, or the Lunatics Trust, got me thinking. Do we as fitba' fans, really, have the right to say "We Deserve Better"?

I think not.

It is...

An Unfunny Govanite 

Some Might Say, that a crime was commited in Govan over the weekend. Yes, for those that saw the Rab C Nesbitt Xmas special, then it was a crime against comedy that was the biggest injustice in Govan this weekend.

Celtic taking 3 points, against...

Koki Mizuno, He Flies, You Know...

First cries of Aiden McGeady happened, around, 1 minute in. They quickly faded. Celtic's PR machine has went into overdrive. Over the weekend, the press and Celticcybertimdom were full of stories from every Tom, Dick or Harry, or in oor case, Liam, Sean or...

It's been a MASSIVE week for the new world outlook. The keyholders of the free world tore up their rulebook and made themselves cool again, Celtic scored a Big Cup goal, hurrah, cheating monkey-rat Kevin Thomson got injured, really this time he didnae kid on he was injured to escape a sending off, and is oot for the season and Bernie...

It's been one of those weeks. A week that has seen the world landscape change for the greater good, hopefully. Much to "Millwall Mobster" Steven Patrick Morrissey's delight American voted correctly and much to oor delight Celtic scored a goal in the Big Cup. Hurrah!!!!!

Matchday 4 produced some strange results. Roma...