Spanish Witch. Yesterday 

Paul Hartley today spoke about the moment he feared his season was over when he picked up a hamstring injury while on Scotland duty. It has since been revealed that Celtic...

After a semi-final win, as usual as the other night, you, for a few days, gloat and feel smug at the outcome. It's also a natural reaction look back wie a sense of satisfaction of what you have achieved, even though, really, you have achieved nothing.

I don't get this: "Awe, I feel sorry fur Dundee Utd, they didnae deserve that". They widnae have said that if they had got to the final. They would have took great pleasure, them and the press, off rubbing oor noses in...

The thought of hundreds of R*ngers "fans" sitting watching Jeremy Kyle, waiting on the offy to open for their daily dose of Kestral and Merrydown, and jumping everytime they hear a knock at the door, after Manchester Polis released a DVD titled "One Nightmare In May" which, documents their dignity has cheered me no...

"I Want Big Jan, At Least He Passes The Ba, Sport"

Dundee roll into the unfortress like CP this weekend, a stadium that used to strike fear into the hearts of players but now gives them a nice wee welcome and usually a goal or two. Having not scared the SPL wie their uglyness since 2004/2005 it's on Homecoming Cup duty...

International weeks are as boring as a debate between John McCain and Barrack Obama. It makes you want to drink yer weight in Skullsplitter then go shooting pheasants wie a shotgun while shouting 'FREEDOM'. It also makes you wonder why an Ayrshire Authority would invest £15m in Icelandic Banks and how often The Mint will belt on about

'Oh Ah Samaras'

The cliche of 'a game of two halves' rung true at Fir Park yesterday. The first half we produced a performance, which was up there wie anything I have seen from Celtic and had

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"I just walk right through the door...."

Does anyone else think, that watching men in short Speedos diving from a 10m board is wrong?LoTW has decided that it is and using the excuse that you were laughing at 'Team GB' coming last, ...

"I am francisco vasquez garcia"
 

Celtic started their quest for '4IAR' with a swashbuckling, attacking performance, which conjured up memories of Brazil 70 for the aulder 'fans' at the game. The 1-0 scoreline, flattered St Mirren and they were lucky, after a few...

"Too many Florence Nightingales...Not enough Robin Hoods."

Pre-season is over. The games that are akin to, two men fighting in foam sumo suits are done with and tomorrow, at 12:30pm, our bread and butter is served. Pre-season yielded, 3 wins, 3 defeats and 2 draws. It lacked performances and you can count on under half a hand ...

"I'm working on a cocktail called 'Grounds For Divorce'"

So like all other Timternet blawhards, the news that Gabriel Tamas went home without sealing the deal was blow. A lot of 'trusted' sources lost thier houses after staking thier mortgages that is was a 'done deal'. Sounds like the deal was done but Celtic have pulled the plug.

This...