Dead Sheep Get The Message. Yesterday.

Don't think we could have asked for an easier 3 points.

Aberdeen, will be more dangerous after the split. Their paddock will hold many dangers, which if our away form continues will be all of our own doing. Yesterday, it was like being mauled by...

Big Van. Yesterday

Celtic striker Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink admits he would be interested in moving before the end of the season, which has been injury ravaged for Celtic 3rd vice...

Hugh Keevins. Yesterday. 

Hugh Keevins is today on the verge of resigning from his role at Radio Clyde after Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink ended his goal scoring drought leaving Hugh with nothing to say on tonights or future...

Celtic strikers, Georgios Samaras and Jan Vennegoor Of Hesslelink have today been shocked by news that Gordon Strachan is getting them in for extra shooting practise during the international break.

Cows and Banjos

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The main event of the week was the fight between 'The Suits' of the BBC and Sky Sports over who would get the rights to show Celtic v Peterheid or Queens Park. They could not decide, over custard creams and tea, so they sent oot, two 14 year old office juniors, there on work experiance, to race round the Gladitorial...

 "Salt and Sauce Lad....."

Lhads....

Lets all shout.....Vitor Baia, Ferreira, Nuno Valente, Jorge Costa, Pedro Emanuel, Ricardo Carvalho, Costinha, Ricardo Costa, Alenichev, Maniche, Deco, Capucho (ha,ha, fucking ha), Marco Ferreira, Derlei and last but not least Jose The Not So Special One Bawbagface.....