You know the scene at the end of 'The Wickerman'? Where Edward Woodward is lured up a cliff to be burned by a pagen cult who dance aboot naked? Well, I think Ian Brines fancied that was going to happen to him if he went against the longboat burning, haggis eating, virgin blood drinking Ross Tokelyites on Saturday.

He turned a blind eye to a sending off and numerous other assualts. He dished oot cards like fake money at a pikey wedding to Celtic players for minor misdemeaners. He...

International weeks are as boring as a debate between John McCain and Barrack Obama. It makes you want to drink yer weight in Skullsplitter then go shooting pheasants wie a shotgun while shouting 'FREEDOM'. It also makes you wonder why an Ayrshire Authority would invest £15m in Icelandic Banks and how often The Mint will belt on about

A good week to you all. A week that begins wie us having a typical Celticesq last minute victory against Aberdeen and we will probably see a typical Celticesq Big Cup away performance in the El Madrigal, which should confirm oor interest in the Big Cup ending.

Still, the decent and the brilliant couldn't last as Celtic turned in a so-so performance meaning a game that should have been over by half time was not won until the last minute...

Glenn Loovens sees 'Heid and Hoof' in action.... 

Lotw, is glad the seasons back. We have meaningful games to moan about. No more glorified training sessions to watch and post reflective, rubbish blogs about and last, but by no means least, live ammo to slaughter the players, justifiably, with.

It also brings new...

 "Hun Baiting, you say...."

So, LoTW went to "The Best League In The World" and the only difference was you could get a pint in the ground (which was nice), spotty baseball capped Herberts trying to attack the away support (you never see...

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"I just walk right through the door...."

Does anyone else think, that watching men in short Speedos diving from a 10m board is wrong?LoTW has decided that it is and using the excuse that you were laughing at 'Team GB' coming last, ...