Despite Shunsuke Nakamura being offered a further deal by the Parkhead Club the player has snubbed the offer and decided to go home and become the 'perico' signing for Barcelona's 2nd club, Espanyol.

Yakuza Called

The noises from the...

So, the devil did burn on the Crosas but it was Nakamura who started the fire. After him playing the bastard last week I hope he (the devil that is) is suffering this morning. Saturday was a decent end to a stressful week. 

Wie Europa...

The thought of hundreds of R*ngers "fans" sitting watching Jeremy Kyle, waiting on the offy to open for their daily dose of Kestral and Merrydown, and jumping everytime they hear a knock at the door, after Manchester Polis released a DVD titled "One Nightmare In May" which, documents their dignity has cheered me no...

"Every Player Is A Puppet"

"Everybody who is fit is available. You don't lose any base fitness over two weeks so everybody who is in the squad has a chance of being involved." was oor managers only comment on the returning Aiden McGeady.

Smart money is on an...

We all know Celtic's profile in Japan has increased due to us signing Shunsuke Nakamura and Koki Mizuno. The other evening, BBC Scotland had a program called "Football Far East: Beyond Nakamura", which showed Celtic trying to exploit, milk, rob,...

It was all about Artur Boruc. Though.

He was welcomed like the legend he his and the second half was a homeage to The Holy Goalie. After 60 mins The Holy Goalie wandered to take a free kick inside the box. He turned to what is known as 'The Green Brigade Corner', thumped the Celtic badge and gave a wee clenched fist salute.

Like a showman playing the crowd, it...

Ok, in the complete boredom of writing the post-match grumble, for the game against The 'Senkie, I forgot to have a look at the all important stats, which will show that it was as one-sided as a snooker table wie 2 legs.

So, here we go. 61% possession, 3 shots on and 5 shots off target. The 'Senkie mustered 2 shots on and 3 shots off target. Yes, it was a one-sided...

Ok.

"Feedthebeargate"

In the attempts to be seen as knowledgeable, I posted a question that I had the wrong answer for. Roy Aitken left Celtic on the 10th Jan 1990 for The Barcodes. This means, that when he came on as a sub for Ecosse against Diego Maradonas Argentina in March 1990 he was a Barcode player.

LoTW can only apologise for this oversight. Not that 99% of the readers bothered their arse to answer the question anyway. So, to make it easier for the...

Hurrah.

Remember, hopefully all 33 readers will, that I reported Laptop LoTW was suffering, like must of the Celtic team, from Hessellinkitis. Yes? Well, it has made a full recovery despite being told by this bunch of McCunist's that it's career was over.

So, from the ashes, like Bawwy(8), but wie mair purpose and...

Wow.

What a week. A week that has rocked the foundations of Celtic Fitba' Club. Yes, this week the Celtic PLC sunk to a new low. Aboot 30mins into the 1st half on Wednesday night the Timbotron had an advert for the Egg-Chasing in Embra this weekend. It's shameful that they think the normal 'Tic fan would be interested in Egg-Chasing* but wanting us to spend oor hard earned giros in salt and sauce land is a step too far.

What do you mean Celtic have been banning fans...