Experts have today claimed that cult Celtic winger, Paddy McCourt, goals over the last 7 days are not things of sublime beauty but they really are actually not that good.

JJ To The Rescue

 Playing Truant. Yesterday.

If my boss asks I was at a meeting.

Celtic reserves, like the first team, choked when faced with thugs in maroon. They lost 3-2 yesterday to a last minute goal, which had more than a hint of handball and missed the chance the clinch the last...

Paddy McCourt. Last Week. 

Celtic today revealed the pioneering techniques that they plan to use to ensure that Northern Irelands International winger,

Hibs turned up on Saturday in a ghastly yellow kit. I huvnae seen anything as ghastly in yellow since Delia Smith shouted "Let's be havin you!!" to some tractor-shaggers in a relegation battle. Apart from a few long range efforts and unjust abuse from some sections from the home crowd, Derek Riordan, disappeared into his lesser-spotted mode that was seen often...

The Sharp Suited Man has spoken.

Celtic have not made enquires or bid for any one of the 101 players they have been linked wie. We have made only 2 bids and 1 of them was accepted. I think we can take it as read that the other bid was for Kyle Haffwittery, which was deemed too low for the...

Spot the difference. I'll gie you a clue.

One is highly sought after and is seen as a luxury and the other is a fat Hun.

So the silly season is defo upon us wie the press making up stories and ensuring that rent a quote agents get their rent a quotes in the press. Don...

It all started off so well.

Over on the darkside they decide to blow their budget on, what we hope will be, sub standard signings and hope that, though the press say The Huns beat us to the signing of Haffwittery, we really just howked up the price. Truthfully, I think we were interested in this haffwit. His stats...