Celtic fans are reacting to the bewildering news that sometime striker, winger, deep lying midfielder Georgios Samaras is IN FACT an hermaphrodite.

Big Woman Does Cry

Celtic strikers, Georgios Samaras and Jan Vennegoor Of Hesslelink have today been shocked by news that Gordon Strachan is getting them in for extra shooting practise during the international break.

Cows and Banjos

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"Spot The Passengers" 

I'm all for assisted suicide. Just not when it involves my fitba' team.

Great first half, we created chance and chance, which we missed but after 58 mins we were 2-0 up through 2 goals from the rapidly becoming enigmatic figure of Georgios...

Celtic did honour it's Greatest Ever Player today. Not, that you would have known aboot it. A low key unveiling was the order of the day to ensure that were wisnny great crushing up Kerrydale Street. I'm sure, the couple of hundred who saw the unveiling will recall the tale for future...

Greece is the word. Panathinaikos did what Celtic couldnae do and qualified for the last 16 of The Big Cup. What has that got to do wie us, I hear all 33 LoTW Readers cry? Well, according to oor friend, Bert Kassies, we should be as worried as a Greek Petrol Bomber who has runoot of bedsheets.

The...

Seems LoTW is read by a 'Cock Rock', white jeans, white trainer, long haired mulleted rock god. David Coverdale has pointed out, in the last Hail Hails, that Def Leppard was the Star Trek loving, speccy geek, band of choice in the mid 80's.

If that's the case then "Pour Some Sugar On Me".

Tims In...

It's going to be one of those "I remember where I was moments". It will be up a Lisbon moment for my generation. So, I hope I don't die before I get auld as when the 'moment' happens I will be prone to weeing maself and forgetting ma name.

Celtic, as predicted, continued their speedy exit from the Big Cup wie a 1-0 defeat against Villarreal in the fortress that is the lego inspired...

Midweek LoTW, goals, crap rumours, madness and bawbaggery. Let's start wie the bawbaggery.

Jim Jeffries, bawbag and greeting faced, has decided that Celtic players need to live wie

So, here is to the Monday edition to LoTW. Cheers, to all who read this for longer than the average 17 seconds, before pressing the back button, which returns them to something more interesting. Maybe we should try writing something interesting before the 17 seconds is up.....

Anyway, it's always a happy Monday when we go to Kilmarnock and win. We have not been beaten there since May 2001 and seeing Jim Jeffries and Billy Browns greeting faces as they watch their team fail to beat...

'Oh Ah Samaras'

The cliche of 'a game of two halves' rung true at Fir Park yesterday. The first half we produced a performance, which was up there wie anything I have seen from Celtic and had