Awaiting The Yellow Bar, Georgie.

The transfer windae can turn you into a Sky Sports News Freak. The hope of tuning in and seeing that yellow bar slouching along the screen telling you that yer team has signed some unknown Bosnian International, for untold millions, keeps us all going during the...

Hurrah.

Remember, hopefully all 33 readers will, that I reported Laptop LoTW was suffering, like must of the Celtic team, from Hessellinkitis. Yes? Well, it has made a full recovery despite being told by this bunch of McCunist's that it's career was over.

So, from the ashes, like Bawwy(8), but wie mair purpose and...

Wow.

What a week. A week that has rocked the foundations of Celtic Fitba' Club. Yes, this week the Celtic PLC sunk to a new low. Aboot 30mins into the 1st half on Wednesday night the Timbotron had an advert for the Egg-Chasing in Embra this weekend. It's shameful that they think the normal 'Tic fan would be interested in Egg-Chasing* but wanting us to spend oor hard earned giros in salt and sauce land is a step too far.

What do you mean Celtic have been banning fans...

You know the scene at the end of 'The Wickerman'? Where Edward Woodward is lured up a cliff to be burned by a pagen cult who dance aboot naked? Well, I think Ian Brines fancied that was going to happen to him if he went against the longboat burning, haggis eating, virgin blood drinking Ross Tokelyites on Saturday.

He turned a blind eye to a sending off and numerous other assualts. He dished oot cards like fake money at a pikey wedding to Celtic players for minor misdemeaners. He...

"I am francisco vasquez garcia"
 

Celtic started their quest for '4IAR' with a swashbuckling, attacking performance, which conjured up memories of Brazil 70 for the aulder 'fans' at the game. The 1-0 scoreline, flattered St Mirren and they were lucky, after a few...

"I'm working on a cocktail called 'Grounds For Divorce'"

So like all other Timternet blawhards, the news that Gabriel Tamas went home without sealing the deal was blow. A lot of 'trusted' sources lost thier houses after staking thier mortgages that is was a 'done deal'. Sounds like the deal was done but Celtic have pulled the plug.

This...

LOTW is having a happy monday. No, Squirel and G-Man in my mind, but happy at the fact that we stepped-on Feyenoord with a 3-1 victory, which ensures we didn't finish with another wooden spoon this pre-season.

After Friday...

.......according to the Scottish Press.

Those on OleOle may not be familiar wie the workings of the Scottish Press. They have a tendency to glorify things and talk aboot future happenings as if they were FACT, esp when it comes to oor good friends R*ngers (The Huns).

We call these stories Moonbeams.