This week I bought ma soul back from the Devil. The bastard then decided that he would play the cunt and let Motherwell score an undeserved late equaliser, which brought back memories of THAT Sunday in 2005. The Devil had reneged on oor deal.

You see, the Devil took ma soul during the Glesga Derby. He sucked it oot like, the top...

It's been a MASSIVE week for the new world outlook. The keyholders of the free world tore up their rulebook and made themselves cool again, Celtic scored a Big Cup goal, hurrah, cheating monkey-rat Kevin Thomson got injured, really this time he didnae kid on he was injured to escape a sending off, and is oot for the season and Bernie...

It's been one of those weeks. A week that has seen the world landscape change for the greater good, hopefully. Much to "Millwall Mobster" Steven Patrick Morrissey's delight American voted correctly and much to oor delight Celtic scored a goal in the Big Cup. Hurrah!!!!!

Matchday 4 produced some strange results. Roma...

In light of bawbag Ronaldos claims that he is a slave, we at LOTW are calling for all employers to treat us, the employees, like slaves. We wish the right to get paid millions per year and decide we want to move as the shopping is shite where we live just now.

We want the right to be able to employ a lackie to wipe oor arse and be allowed to wipe oor...

Are we sitting on a comfy chair? This is going to be a long haul review. It would have been even longer if R*ngers (or the Rearangers as they are now known) had got their way. We would have been playing well into July and maybe even August.