Question: How does one hack see The Derry Diego as a liability and another describe two of his passes as being worthy of the later stages of the Champions League?

Oh also did you notice the Those Who Must Book Scots Born Irishmen For Diving was called Willie Collum?

The ratings they all read. Don't...

The comforts of home are meant to be a welcoming. Nice, warm, a palace that you can relax and fully expect no-one to come in burgle you or do nasty...

So, the devil did burn on the Crosas but it was Nakamura who started the fire. After him playing the bastard last week I hope he (the devil that is) is suffering this morning. Saturday was a decent end to a stressful week. 

Wie Europa...

So, here is to the Monday edition to LoTW. Cheers, to all who read this for longer than the average 17 seconds, before pressing the back button, which returns them to something more interesting. Maybe we should try writing something interesting before the 17 seconds is up.....

Anyway, it's always a happy Monday when we go to Kilmarnock and win. We have not been beaten there since May 2001 and seeing Jim Jeffries and Billy Browns greeting faces as they watch their team fail to beat...

"Dodgy You Tube Clips......lovely jubbly"

Welcome LoTWites to the weekend edition of LoTW. If your reading this you must not have anything better to do and are as sad as me for typing it. Lot's for me to talk about and for youse not to Hail Hail about. Remember, you don't need to be logged in...