This game is so massive it should be called "Bella".

It won't be like getting "mauled by a dead sheep" this time. No, it will be like facing a sheep, injected with Swine Flu and rabid with rabies after some late night sleaze with a Belgian Labradoodle.

Like all the remaining games, Huns apart, the self interest for opponents is to stop us winning the league. Don't let them fool you with this talk of Europa League. We are top dogs in a two...

Dead Sheep Get The Message. Yesterday.

Don't think we could have asked for an easier 3 points.

Aberdeen, will be more dangerous after the split. Their paddock will hold many dangers, which if our away form continues will be all of our own doing. Yesterday, it was like being mauled by...

The danger is that we are throwing away this title to the "worst Rangers team in 50 years" and we seem intent on doing it in some style.

The more worrying thought is the grim realization that maybe, despite The Huns having the national debt of a high street bank and us being debt free, on the park we are just as bad as them and on the level.

For their Ratboy and Broadfoot see Lee Naylor and Georgios Samaras. Sobering thought.

The points dropped and...

 "Ewe, look pretty stupid now..."

The "We Deserve Better" motto, adopted, like a Bengal Tiger that you pay £3 per month for, by the R*ngers Trust, or the Lunatics Trust, got me thinking. Do we as fitba' fans, really, have the right to say "We Deserve Better"?

I think not.

It is...

The main event of the week was the fight between 'The Suits' of the BBC and Sky Sports over who would get the rights to show Celtic v Peterheid or Queens Park. They could not decide, over custard creams and tea, so they sent oot, two 14 year old office juniors, there on work experiance, to race round the Gladitorial...

A good week to you all. A week that begins wie us having a typical Celticesq last minute victory against Aberdeen and we will probably see a typical Celticesq Big Cup away performance in the El Madrigal, which should confirm oor interest in the Big Cup ending.

Still, the decent and the brilliant couldn't last as Celtic turned in a so-so performance meaning a game that should have been over by half time was not won until the last minute...

Welcome to the weekend LoTW, a weekend that hopefully we feast on 3 points and The Huns drop points at Easter Road after their extra time win in the Diddy Cup game between the 2nd and 3rd best teams in Glesga.

A few things came out of that game. One, why was Pedro 'Ladyman' Mendes not booked for leaving the field of play after his winner, why he isn't booked for being an ugly fleshpig I will never know, and will the we are not sectarian, tartan armylite, socialist leftie...

Are we sitting on a comfy chair? This is going to be a long haul review. It would have been even longer if R*ngers (or the Rearangers as they are now known) had got their way. We would have been playing well into July and maybe even August.