It's a sad day when the made up nonsense of the E-Timothy's Rumour Mill makes depressing reading but these are the times we live in.

So without even the slightest attempt to pass these rumours of as my own here is video delights to only add to the disappointment when it turns out to be complete and utter rubbish.

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The 60,011 fans at the game and millions watching at home are seeking answers today to what actually was Tony Mowbray's cunning plan that he deployed against Arsenal in Celtic's  meek 2-0 defeat.

Expert football watchers have studied the tapes and have come up with couple of ideas of what the cunning plan was.

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The Diary had a week off last week and spent his time watching The Boss playing with power tools. Thing is, letting The Boss loose with power tools is like asking George Burley to handle 11 Big Tools and ask them to get a result against 11 planks of wood.

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The last time a fox was seen regularly on the green of Celtic Park was around 93/94 when he was trying to chase away The Weasels of the old guard. After spending what we now call a fair whack on another Fox, Danny, then it can be said that a Fox has once again chased a troublesome weasel from The Holy Ground.

Danny...

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"Giving R*ngers Ideas"

Planet Media have finally caught on. Having buried the evidence for years, they now are admitting that R*ngers are skint. The FACT that EVERY Hun player is up for sale is sweeping over them like a tidal wave over a small island.

Kris Boydchenko is checking oot the Bullring, Bawwy (8) is checking...

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With Man Utd and Villarreal disappearing of into the sunset, to the knockoot stages of the Big Cup, leaving Celtic and Aalborg to have a bun fight for the UEFA Vase place, Celtic's travel sickness reached plague proportions. The reaction of the Celtic support to the expected defeat has been one of non-plussedness. It was an expected defeat, Villarreal are a decent side and it's no disgrace to loss there and we played ok. There was no gross over-reaction.

Have we given up hope...

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Celtic Plead Poverty 

What did LOTW do to deserve this?

Was it because he got wee Broony the belt for lying that he had shat his pants when LOTW was 5? Is it due to LOTW stealing those goldfish from the travelling fair pikey when he was 10? Was it because LOTW got pissed on Special Brew at...

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 "Salt and Sauce Lad....."

Lhads....

Lets all shout.....Vitor Baia, Ferreira, Nuno Valente, Jorge Costa, Pedro Emanuel, Ricardo Carvalho, Costinha, Ricardo Costa, Alenichev, Maniche, Deco, Capucho (ha,ha, fucking ha), Marco Ferreira, Derlei and last but not least Jose The Not So Special One Bawbagface.....

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 "Burnley!!!!! Techno, techno, techno, techno...."

"The Gallowgate is burning doon, is burning doon, The Gallowgate is burning doon....and it wiz Kenneh Misser" Naw, it wisnny, really, but he seems to...

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