I wrote this in advance and so by the wonders of modern technalogie it would be posted late on Christmas Day.

You see, I suspect that most will have be fed up sitting on the coach, eating boxes of Celebrations and having watched all of series 1 of The...

Not in the mood for a witty blurb. Lets get down to the naughties..

Zaluska: 7

Got us all three points with a great save in the dying minutes. Mark Brown nightmares can now be banished.

Hinkel: 3

Misfiring Strikers Hitch Ride.

The prediction that Georgios Samaras would score was as a sure a shot as your horse not winning the Grand National. Even though you predicted it, the Grand National punter meant that you never put the bet on as...

After the Dundee Utd game, it was the first time that I have EVER cursed at oor managers post match interview. I understand that no manager tells the truth in these contractual obligation interviews and that more times than not you get stock answers like: "Canny fault ma players...." while privately throwing tea-cups at mis-firing strikers.

Oor manager had his jolly, flippant heid on as he started the interview, which is usual after poor displays and...

Happy Monday to all. Even Huns.

After Motherwell were defeated by Nancy last week it brought up the situation that Scotland could be in their worst position in the European standings for 14 years. The automatic Big Cup place for the league champions, which is us, is in danger due to years of watching Dunfermline, Dundee, Queen Of The South and The Huns get beat of fishermen and waiters in the early rounds of The Big Cup and The UEFA Vase.

This has caused a debate...