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Newcastle - Entertaining Everyone Except For Their Own Fans

Tuesday, 15 January 08, 04:51 PM

Well, considering that it was such a badly kept secret, the sacking of Sam Allardyce from Newcastle United is still something of a surprise, thanks in no small part to the fact that it is such a staggeringly stupid decision, and is such a staggeringly stupid decision on so many levels. Amazing. There seems to be no extent that the directors of that club won't go to in order to make their club a laughing stock but, whereas I would normally express my sympathy to the poor, down-trodden supporters of the club concerned, I can do no such thing this time, because Newcastle's supporters have been wholly complicit in this whole, ridiculous affair. The biggest complaints coming from St James Park over the last few weeks have come from the terraces (regarding the quality of football that Newcastle have been playing), from people who seem singularly incapable of accepting Newcastle's place in the new world order of English football.

I mean, and I ask this question in all seriousness, who are they going to get that is any better? Allardyce is no great favourite of mine (you'd noticed?), but the idea of getting a better manager, barely half-way through the season, with a team in "turmoil" (as the tabloid press would call it), seems to be the sort of leap of imagination that would normally be reserved largely for people that one might describe as "mentally interesting". Harry Redknapp is the bookmakers' favourite, but why would he want to decamp from his home on the south coast and the good work that he is doing at Portsmouth? Why would Mark Hughes want to leave Blackburn to try and sort this mess out when he's building a decent team (albeit one that can't do anything in the cups) at Blackburn? No Premier League manager that is any good is going to go there. It's a managerial graveyard. I asked a Newcastle supporter the other week this simple question: when was the last time that a Newcastle manager went on to a better job having managed Newcastle? His answer was Gordon Lee, who went from St James Park to Everton in 1977. In other words, it's over thirty years since a Newcastle manager was deemed to have succeeded sufficiently to have a better offer made to them. Looking down the bookmakers' lists must make dispiriting reading for Newcastle supporters. Alan Shearer is the second favourite (primarily because he has made noises that he would like the job, in spite of having no managerial experience whatsoever), and then you're down to the likes of Martin Jol, Terry Venables and Tony Mowbray. This is the problem with replacing your manager after Christmas - no-one in a decent job is going to want to take over your club if it's in a mess.

This decision isn't a nightmare from a purely footballing point of view, although it doesn't make any sense in this respect. Newcastle are in eleventh place in the Premier League at the moment, which is about their average league place over the last three or four years, or so. Allardyce's time at Newcastle, therefore, hasn't been successful, by any stretch of the imagination, but it hasn't been a disaster either. Off the pitch, it's going to be expensive for Newcastle. Such was their faith in him when they offered him the job that they allowed him to bring in a massive back-room staff (I've seen the number of people quoted as thirty-two). There's a good chance that the vast majority of them may have to go, too. The bill could run to tens of millions of pounds, if they were all on contracts that were several years long.

I'm inclined to think that Shearer is the ghost that Newcastle have to get out of their system. He's going to be mentioned, completely without merit, in comparison with every manager that Newcastle have until they get around to taking him on. They might be best off taking him on now and giving him until the end of the season to see if he's any good or not. I happen to think that I might already know the answer to this question, but I might be wrong, and the alternative might just turn out to be David O'Leary.

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Who's Football Club?

Tuesday, 15 January 08, 04:49 PM

Most of you will probably remember the little bit of investigation that I undertook on the subject of the My Football Club take-over of Ebbsfleet United towards the end of last year. Well, I thought that it was time for a quick update on how things were progressing for this peculiar little exercise in "fan" ownership. At the time of my last piece on the subject, the take-over of Ebbsfleet United seemed to be just about imminent. It would appear that the situation now is just about the same as it was then. The site has accumulated another 5,000 or so members (thanks, no doubt, to the mass of media interest when the news of which club it would be was made public), but they don't appear to be much closer to having confirmed their take-over.

Now, you may well think that this is not particularly important. After all, it's very important to carry out the due diligence required to ensure that they're not buying a turkey. However, we're now a third of the way through January, and it would appear that any purchase is unlikely to be completed before the end of the January transfer window. The directors of Ebbsfleet have reportedly confirmed that they will put their hands in their pockets themselves to buy any players that the club needs before the end of the transfer window, but there can be little doubt that MyFC members will have no say in the players signed by the club until the summer, at the very least. Arguably more worrying for MyFC members is the lack of communication from the people running the whole venture. The forum is still up and running, but the last "diary" update on the front page of the site is dated the 25th of December and reads as follows:

"I hope you excuse a shorter than usual Diary entry. There’s a limit to how much “nearly there” talk anyone can take.

As you can imagine, much work took place over Christmas. Both last week and this have been extremely busy too.

The good news is, I’m very confident this will be the last-ever pre-takeover Diary. Due Diligence is a whisker away from becoming Done & Dusted."

Turning our attention to matters on the pitch, Ebbsfleet are still having a decent time of it on the pitch. They are currently in eighth place in a very competitive Conference table, and have won both of their last two league matches against Weymouth and Grays Athletic by four goals to one. However, anybody that assumed that they would be cashing in on all of the publicity generated by the MyFC circus would be mistaken. Crowds at Stonebridge Road are down on average this season, from an average of 1,165 last season to an average of 1.016 so far this season. They may have made enough money from extra merchandise sales to have covered this gap (although it's also worth pointing out that the MyFC shop still only stocks MyFC merchandise, and nothing relating to Ebbsfleet United FC) but, in a league in which match day revenue provides the majority of a club's funding, these look like worrying figures. Moreover, it would be worth reminding MyFC members getting excited about the possibility of bringing Kaka to Stonebridge Road that the Conference has a salary cap based on the average two seasons' turn-over, meaning that they will be limited to their current wage bill in terms of any higher wages that they may be hoping to be able to pay.

So, we can surmise that it is highly unlikely that any take-over by Ebbsfleet United by MyFC is unlikely to take place before the end of the January transfer window. Leaving aside any moral considerations on this subject (and I think I've made my opinions on that pretty clear in the past), the question that remains is this: If I was a member of MyFC and had faithfully forked out my £35 in the summer, what exactly have I got for my money, so far?

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Hatters Off

Tuesday, 15 January 08, 04:47 PM

There is almost certainly a book to be written about the recent travails of Luton Town, which took yet another turn for the strange when they held Liverpool to a draw in the FA Cup Third Round on Sunday afternoon. Luton, once most famous as being the team that occasionally found their name being mentioned on national television thanks to the patronage of Eric Morecambe and more lately became one of the more hated clubs in the league, thanks to the ill-starred membership scheme introduced by Tory MP and Thatcherite David Evans in the 1980s, have had an eventful time of it over the last few weeks or so, but their biggest concern at the moment is whether they will actually be able to field a team for their cup replay at Anfield next week.

Those of us with long memories will remember when Luton were, for almost a full decade, mainstays in the top division of English football. Promoted alongside local rivals Watford in 1982, they were perennial strugglers against relegation in the old First Division, most famously in their first season there, when a late goal from Raddy Antic gave them a 1-0 win at Maine Road against Manchester City which sent City down and kept Luton up. They won the League Cup in 1988 and were runners-up in the same competition the following year, but missed out on a place in Europe because of the post-Heysel ban on English clubs in Europe. Arguably their most costly defeat, however, came on the last day of the 1991-92 season, when a 2-1 defeat by Notts County relegated them just before the formation of the Premier League.

Under the managership of Mike Newell, it looked as if they might just make it back to the Premier League. In their first season back in the Championship in 2005, they featured in the play-off positions for much of the season before tailing off, and (as many of you may remember) led Liverpool 3-1 in a live televised FA Cup Third Round match at Kenilworth Road before losing 5-3. However, all was not well behind the scenes - the club had already been in administration twice since 1999, so it's perfectly valid to argue that they were, if anything, somewhat fortunate to be granted a third spell in administration by the courts. In that respect, a ten point deduction by the Football League was the least of their problems. More significantly, the collapse into administration had followed the FA charging Luton with 55 offences relating to their investigation into corruption in football. The charges related to Luton using unregistered agents and a holding company, Jayten, to make payments rather than the club itself. The charges are a mixture of the serious and the relatively frivolous, but many inside the game have asked the question of why Luton have been singled out for such special attention when other, bigger clubs have been found to have been doing the same thing but have not been charged by the FA.

With Newell having been sacked in March 2007 for "gross misconduct", Luton fell into League One, and the former chairman Tomlins resigned, leaving many questions unanswered. Rumours are rife that Luton have a wage bill running into millions of pounds, and new chairman David Pinkney had no option but to take the club into administration in November, though he has had to renege on his promise to fund the club until the end of the season, leaving them staring down the barrel of a gun in terms of even being able to fulfil their fixtures for this season. They have been forced to take a scythe to their first team squad, returning all of their loan players and cutting the number of players from twenty-nine to not much over the sixteen, which is their bare minimum.

Against this background, a live, televised FA Cup match against Liverpool was little short of a godsend. Two years ago, they made £650,000 as a result of their home match against the same team in the same round. With the players having only been paid about one-third of their wages over the last three months, last Sunday's match entitled the administrators to pay out a little more to the players in terms of wages, and it might just have given them the liquidity to keep them going for a couple more weeks. However, the deadline for potential new buyers to reveal themselves was yesterday at 5pm, and as yet there has been no news on whether anyone has stepped in. An announcement is expected today. With the FA Cup replay at Anfield also to be shown live on the television, the hope is that such exposure will persuade potential buyers that Luton Town FC are worth taking a gamble upon. The alternative is oblivion for Luton Town, and a bye to the Fourth Round for Liverpool. I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for a positive outcome to this because, as ever, it will be the supporters that really suffer if Luton Town goes to the wall.

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FA Cup Third Round Review

Tuesday, 15 January 08, 04:46 PM

If this year's FA Cup Third Round has proved anything, it has proved that the supposed gap between the Premier League and the rest is nowhere near as great as many people would have you believe. Blackburn Rovers, Bolton Wanderers, Everton and Birmingham City all fell to lower division opposition, whilst others such as Liverpool, Fulham and Derby County could do no more than force replays against teams that one might have thought that they would have brushed aside. Even a couple of the Premier League teams that did get through got massive slices of luck. Elsewhere, there's still a non-league team in the draw after Swansea City could only draw at home against Conference South side Havant & Waterlooville, and Cambridge United led for a large part of their match against Wolverhampton Wanderers before losing to two late goals.

First up, then, the giants that were slain. Everton made a mockery of their top six place in the Premier League in losing 1-0 at home to Oldham Athletic. Manager David Moyes was widely criticised for picking a weakened team for the match, to which he responded by saying, "It wasn't a vastly weakened team at all. I felt it was strong. I would have expected the team I put out to have been good enough to win.", all of which leads one to question why he doesn't play that team every week in the Premier League. There were no such excuses for Blackburn Rovers, who put out a full-strength team at home against Coventry City, but still contrived to lose 4-1. They were already 3-0 down when David Bentley pulled one back for them, and Blackburn now have nothing to play for except for securing their Premier League status for the rest of the season. Birmingham City supporters might have been forgiven for thinking that they had got out of jail when Garry O'Connor cancelled out Luke Beckett's early goal for Huddersfield Town at the Galpharm Stadium, but Chris Brandon, who had earlier hit the post, scored the winner ten minutes from the end. Finally, Bolton Wanderers "rested" a number of their first choice players (including Nicolas Anelka - presumably to increase his value by a few quid, should Chelsea decide that they want him) and lost 1-0 at home to Sheffield United.

It wasn't just Premier League clubs that made heavy weather of playing against lower division opposition. Swansea City were held 1-1 by Conference South side Havant & Waterlooville (there's an excellent review of this match on Hobo Tread), while Conference South side Cambridge United took the lead through a dodgy penalty away to Wolves, before losing 2-1 to two late goals. You could tell how rattled Mick McCarthy was by it all by his ranting about the penalty in the post-match interview before he finally remembered a bit of magnanimity and praised Cambridge for an excellent performance. Cardiff City went a goal down before beating Chasetown 3-1. Elsewhere, Mansfield Town beat Brighton & Hove Albion 2-1 at the Withdean to keep a small ray of sunlight shining on what has been an otherwise dismal season at the foot of League Two. Norwich City required a late equaliser to get a home draw against Bury, and Barnet earned a creditable 1-1 draw at Swindon Town. Finally, the all-Premier League matches proved to be the least interesting of the lot. Manchester United cruised past a weak Aston Villa team on Saturday evening, West Ham United and Manchester City couldn't manage a goal between them, and Spurs and Reading (founded - 1871, number of major trophies ever won - zero, but who still seem to think that two seasons in the Premier League have rendered them "too big" for the FA Cup) played out a 2-2 draw.

Sunday's matches matches resolved almost nothing, with only Arsenal managing a win at Burnley, albeit with the aid of a harsh sending off and after the Lancashire had missed several good chances. Liverpool came unstuck at Luton Town, managing only a 1-1 draw and upping the pressure on Rafael Benitez by another several notches. Derby County came from two down to manage a 2-2 draw against Sheffield Wednesday, Fulham had to come from behind to manage a 2-2 draw against Bristol Rovers, and Newcastle United rode their luck to a 0-0 draw away to Stoke City. The draw for the fourth round will be made today at 1.30, and there will be plenty of bigger clubs now looking at the draw with considerably more uneasiness than they would have been before this weekend started.

You can see all of this weekend's FA Cup goals (and plenty more besides) and the excellent 101 Great Goals.

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Losing His Grip?

Tuesday, 15 January 08, 04:42 PM

There was a time when one could have regarded Alex Ferguson as being "one of us" at the top end of English football. He was the former union shop steward from Govan, the supporter that had got lucky and, as many people were very quick to tell us, he had never forgotten his socialist background. The problem with that statement, though is that it is untrue. Alex Ferguson, now the proud owner of a knighthood, has forgotten his roots, and is now nothing more than just another rich man, dining out at the Premier League trough.

If you wanted any further proof of this, it could be seen in the recent interview in the press, during which he bemoaned the atmosphere at the New Year's Day match as being like a "funeral", and also took the time to have a go at FC United and the Independent Manchester United Supporters Association for "not being the conscience" of Manchester United into the bargain. These are curious statements to come from a man so close to the centre of the Manchester United universe - a man who should really understand the dynamics of football crowds.

When, then, did Ferguson start to lose touch? Was it when he accepted the knighthood? Was it when he took the Glazer shilling and started to decry those at Old Trafford that were unhappy at the state of the modern game? Was it when he started to get involved in what looked to the casual observer like dodgy dealings involving his son acting as the agent to some younger United players? It's difficult to say, but the truth of the matter is that Ferguson has gone from being an authentic man of the people at the heart of the English game to being just another self-serving elitist, a man who now seems to think that everything should revolve around him, even to the detriment of the people that ultimately pay his wages.

The fact if the matter is that Manchester United have every single advantage that a football club could ask for. Their massive global support means that they have a constant revenue stream of merchandising money. Their name means that they are one of the few English club that can attract genuine, world-class talent. Their massive stadium means that their match day income is bigger than anyone else's in football. Their perpetual involvement in the Champions League grants them access to television, sponsorship and prize money that even the vast majority of their Premier League rivals would kill for. Rather than setting his sights on the poor unfortunates that, ultimately, pay his wages, Ferguson would be better advised to take a moment to consider why the atmosphere at Old Trafford is as bad as it is these days, and where the people that once made it such a formidable for opposing teams to visit have gone.

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FA Cup Third Round Preview

Tuesday, 15 January 08, 04:40 PM

Is it that time of the season again already? The first weekend in January means that, just after the chaos of the Christmas schedule, everyone can relax for a weekend and forget all about The Football That Is More Important Than Life Itself and enjoy (Enjoy! Fancy that!) the Third Round of the FA Cup. None of this means that it will be necessarily all be plain sailing for the biggest clubs and plenty of them will have very uncomfortable weekends indeed. It's also time to mention my annual reminder to clubs that aren't in the Champions League - You're not too big for the FA Cup. There will be plenty of Premier League clubs putting out under-strength sides this weekend, pursuing that agenda that I've never been able to understand - that, in modern football, it's much more important to secure that fourteenth place in the Premier League than it is to actually have a go at winning the FA Cup. I can't think of a single club that hasn't been humiliated in the Third Round of the FA Cup. Whether it's Manchester United getting stuffed by Bournemouth (1984), Arsenal throwing away a lead to lose to Wrexham (1992) or Liverpool getting beaten at Burnley thanks to a hilarious own goal (2005), there isn't anyone that hasn't come a cropper in the FA Cup Third Round at some point or other, so here are five matches that could make must of us giggle while supporters with wounded pride start banging on about the "league being more important anyway".

Derby County vs Sheffield Wednesday - Cor. Just how bad are Derby County this season? Worst team in the history of top flight English football? Probably. Laughing stocks of the whole of English football? Yes, and deservedly so. Their board of directors have consigned their supporters to a year of unremitting misery - where has that £50m that they pocketed for going up at the end of last season gone, anyway? Yeah, right. Meanwhile, after an appalling start, Sheffield Wednesday have stabilised and, although they've been without a chairman for the last couple of months, they are currently out of the relegation places and, in the "everybody beating everybody else" world of the Championship, they could yet make the play-offs. Would you bet against them getting a result at a half-empty Pride Park on Saturday?

Stoke City vs Newcastle United - As I was writing on the subject of Newcastle United last night, they were in the process of getting beaten 2-0 at home by Manchester City, further tightening the screws in Sam Allardyce's coffin. With Joey Barton still in prison after having been refused bail again and plenty of people on Tyneside very much on edge at the moment, I'd fancy Newcastle to lose to just about anyone at the moment, so it's probably the wrong time for them to be playing a Stoke City team that is probably the best that the club has had in well over twenty years. Reading through the Stoke team is like reading a "Where are they now?" article for the Premier League about seven or eight years ago. If you've ever wondered what happened to Steve Simonsen, Marlon Broomes, Leon Cort, Dominic Matteo, Salif Diao, Russell Hoult and Rory Delap are now, then look no further. Stoke City are currently in fourth place in the Championship, and are more than capable of beating a Newcastle team that is currently playing with the collective look of the condemned man on its face.

Huddersfield Town vs Birmingham City - Although they have improved slightly under new manager Alex McLeish, there is still something pleasingly unpredictable about Birmingham City at the moment, and they're ten times more loveable than they were when Steve Bruce was in charge of them. Huddersfield are currently in a mid-table place in League One, though they do contain such moderately well-known names as Danny Cadamarteri, Phil Jevons, (Huddersfield legend) Andy Booth and Frank Sinclair. Whether Huddersfield can beat Birmingham or not will come down to which Birmingham team turn up at Galpharm Stadium on Saturday. If the Birmingham team recently beaten 3-0 at Bolton Wanderers turn up there, then anything is possible.

Blackburn Rovers vs Coventry City - I still can't really fathom exactly why it is that people continue to be impressed by Mark Hughes' Blackburn Rover team to the extent that Hughes is now regularly linked with bigger jobs. Coventry have had a traumatic season of it so far, with the club sailing close to administration and a points deduction that would have put them bottom of the Championship before Ray Ranson's SISU group managed to secure a take-over. Like so many other teams in the Championship, Coventry's squad is peppered with familiar names, such as Chris Burchill (the former Port Vale player who was notable as Trinidad & Tobago's only white player at the 2006 World Cup), Julian Gray, Michael Hughes and Arjan de Zeeuw. Considering that there will most likely be more people sitting in my living room on Saturday afternoon than there will be at Ewood Park, I'd be less than surprised if Coventry saw off their more illustrious opponents.

Bristol City vs Middlesbrough - Bristol City had been threatening to get out of League One for the last few seasons, but not even their most optimistic of supporters would have expected a sustained run at a place in the Premier League in their first season back in the Championship, which sees them currently in third place, hanging grimly onto the coat tails of the vastly better off Watford and West Bromwich Albion. Middlesbrough, meanwhile, are still managed by Gareth Southgate, which is more a reflection of the extraordinary patience of Boro chairman Steve Gibson than it is on the dubious managerial "skills" of Master Southgate. It's a long journey down from Middlesbrough to Bristol, but I suspect that their return journey could be even longer.

This weekend's live BBC FA Cup matches are Aston Villa vs Manchester United on Saturday, and Burnley vs Arsenal & Stoke City vs Newcastle United on Sunday.

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The Unfortunate Torpor Of Newcastle United

Tuesday, 15 January 08, 04:37 PM

It was the strangest thing, but Salomon Kalou's clearly offside goal was so far offside that it kept Sam Allardyce in a job for the next few days or so. The press had been predicting for the last few days that defeat at Stamford Bridge would probably cost Allardyce his job, but Kalou's goal was so far offside that the press focussed on that for a few days, allowing him to postpone his date with the hangman's noose for a few more days. Unless anything enormously disastrous happens tonight against Manchester City, he'll probably still there for this weekend's FA Cup match against Stoke, and it's difficult (even considering their recent form) to see them losing that match. I'd be surprised it Allardyce goes before the end of the season. He's too stubborn to go voluntarily and, if the details of his financial package are correct, he might be too expensive to sack.

I'm not, as you may be aware, a fan of Allardyce by any stretch of the imagination. I think that the much of the praise that he won at Bolton was overstated. His Bolton team was utterly joyless to watch and, whilst I understand that small clubs will always go down the route of making themselves difficult to beat, there will always be a low boiling point in the Premier League - a boiling point at which supporters expect entertainment. Twenty years ago, Wimbledon had perfected their party piece of hitting it long and hard, playing a physical game and scaring the hell out of "better" opponents. Their supporters didn't much like it, but it got them into the top division of English football for more than a decade. These days, though, in an era of £40 match tickets and the constant hubris about the Premier League being "The Biggest And Best League In The World", it might not be enough on its own. For Sam Allardyce, the line between success and failure is a very thin one, and there is no room for error when you're at a big club and not playing exciting, attacking football. Newcastle's supporters may have a long tradition of having been "entertained" (although there is, I think a considerable amount of myth to this - Keegan's 1996 team that blew the Premier League notwithstanding, I don't think that Newcastle United have consistently played "better football" than anyone else in the country over the last forty years or so), but in the realpolitik of the modern game, realising your limitations and maximising them early on can be one of the keys to building success over a period of time.

The problem is that time is the one thing that no Premier League manager has. Unlike further down the ladder, every Premier League match counts. There's no room for error. Newcastle haven't actually been that bad this season (they're eleventh at the time of writing, above such luminaries as Tottenham Hotspur and Middlesbrough), but we already know that Allardyce won't get the two or three years that he needs to lay down his authority at St James Park and set the seal on the way that he wants things to be done. He's costing them millions and millions of pounds, and they won't tolerate two more seasons in mid-table. Fortunately, though, some of the madder elements of the Newcastle support already have a replacement for him already lined up. Alan Shearer.

It's campaigns like this which lead me to the inevitable conclusion that some football supporters deserve anything they get. Shearer is, at the time of writing, taking his coaching badges, but anyone that saw his witless half-time performance on the BBC team during the England vs Croatia match (when his contribution to the attack on McClaren's tactics seemed to be limited to complaining that the players didn't have enough - you've guessed it - "passion") will already know that, however bad Allardyce turns out to be, Shearer will be twenty times worse. Also, Shearer, who has made it more than clear that he wants the Newcastle job, hasn't made any effort to get any coaching experience over the last couple of years. So, replacing Allardyce would be ridiculously expensive and Newcastle fans would be getting someone with no managerial experience that has already demonstrated only that he has the tactical acumen of a water biscuit.

In the harsh glare of the modern football world, even the likes of Newcastle United are now light years away from the top four, and the fact of the matter is that the best that Newcastle can recently hope for in the next three to five years would be to emulate Bolton, Everton or Spurs. Regular UEFA Cup football might not sound like the most exciting thing in the world, but it must be better than whatever the vast majority of the alternatives are. Common sense, though, doesn't often intrude into the rampant egotism and unrealistic pipe dreams of the Premier League - a world in which a club with weekly 52,000 sell-out crowds and an estimated 1,000,000 supporters needs a multi-millionaire in order to secure a regular place in the top ten.

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The Most Objectionable Player Of 2007

Tuesday, 15 January 08, 04:32 PM

At any point over the last five years or so, Craig Bellamy would have been a shoo-in for any "Most Objectionable Player Of The Year" award, but Craig has had, by his own standards, a quiet year, so there can only be one winner in 2007 - Joey Barton. Now, I don't know what the demons are that plague Barton's mind and I'm no amateur psychologist (you'd noticed?), but his behaviour seems to be that of a deeply troubled individual. Manchester City did what they could to help him work out whatever issues he has but he seems almost pathologically unable to control him temper, and the result of this is that Barton is spending the New Year in prison, and could well be spending a lot more time there.

Let's have a quick look, then, at Barton's CV (and you'll note that there isn't a great deal about his football career on it, because he hasn't really achieved that much of note). In December 2004, at the Manchester City Christmas party, he stubbed a cigar in the eye of a reserve team player, and was fined a week's wages for his troubles. Now, I don't know about you, but if I stubbed a cigar out at my works Christmas party, I'd expect to go to to jail for a while rather than being fined a week's wages, but no charges were ever brought against him. In the summer of 2005, he assaulted a 15 year-old Everton supporter in Thailand, and in September 2006 bared his backside at Goodison Park after an injury time Manchester City equalizer in a Premier League match. At least it looked as if he'd curbed the worst excesses of his temper, and he even managed to get into the England squad in February of this year, but he managed to upset the established players (albeit in a hilarious way - his comment on Frank Lampard after the 2006 World Cup, "We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like shit. Here's my book.", is probably my favourite football quote of the year), meaning that he will probably never play for the national team again. It's difficult to see Fabio Capello putting up with Barton's idiosyncratic take on how to get on with your co-workers.

It was the start of an eventful year for young Joseph. In May, he launched an extraordinary training ground attack on Ousmane Dabo, which resulted in his transfer from Manchester City and a criminal charge for assault for which he is currently on bail, having pleaded not guilty in September. Quite what was going through Sam Allardyce's mind when he paid £5.8m for Barton will perhaps never be known (I have one theory, though making that public may land me in court on a libel charge), but his transfer to Newcastle was almost poetic. The club of Bellamy, Freddie Sheppard and Douglas Hall. The very epitome of the football club that fleeces its supporters and doesn't even offer them the bare minimum of what they could reasonably expect (in 2009 in will be forty years since Newcastle United last won a major trophy). This season, he has been injured (though he did manage a pretty awful tackle on Dickson Etuhu in the Tyne-Wear derby), but on Boxing Day he was arrested in Liverpool for common assault and affray (he's out injured again, in case you were wondering) and was refused bail.

This is a particularly interesting detail. When applying for bail, the judge would normally have to have a specific reason to not grant it. Is Barton likely to abscond? With his profile, unlikely. Would he seek to prejudice any forthcoming trial? Possibly, but this could be done whether he's in jail or not. Is he a danger to himself or others? Debatable. No specific details have been given as to why his bail has been refused (and it's possible that the judge read his previous and wanted to make an example of him), but he is in a prison cell at this moment in time, and there's a chance that he might not be getting out any time soon.

It's difficult to have much sympathy with Barton. Apart from his parents separating when he was a teenager, he doesn't appear to have had a particularly traumatic childhood. There doesn't seem to be any particular reason for his behaviour other than something in his brain that periodically short circuits and makes him go haywire. The fact of the matter is that, ultimately, no-one in "ordinary" society would given the number of chances that he has, whether these were chances of employment or, for the want of a better way of putting it, "chances" to stay out of prison. If spending New Year's Eve in prison finally forces him to reassess his values, he'll thank the judge that put him there. If it doesn't, and I more than suspect that it might not, then he might just prove to be beyond help, and he might just find himself spending more and more time at her majesty's pleasure in the future.

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A Sad Day

Saturday, 29 December 07, 05:09 PM

It had been a great afternoon, even to be at home with a bunged up, well, everything, watching the latest goals coming in on BBC Score. Spurs and Reading were involved in yet another extraordinary match at White Hart Lane (and my, hasn't there been a lot of those in the Premier League this season?), whilst West Ham United performed their annual stunt of upsetting Manchester United at Upton Park. Then, however, the news came in from Fir Park and everything took a horribly unexpected turn.

It's always upsetting when a footballer dies, and this is magnified all the more when it comes during the course of a match. Towards the end of this afternoon's SPL match between Motherwell and Dundee United, the Motherwell captain Phil O'Donnell collapsed on the pitch with a seizure. He was treated on the pitch for five minutes, but died on the way to hospital. O'Donnell was not merely the journeyman footballer of the modern era. He had started his career at Fir Park as an eighteen year-old in 1990, and didn't take long to write his name into the club's folklore when he scored in their 4-3 win against Dundee United at Hampden Park. He was transferred to Celtic in 1994 for £1.75m but much of the rest of his career, including a four year spell at Sheffield Wednesday, was interrupted by injuries. He returned to Motherwell in 2004 and was the club captain at the time of his death.

It's difficult to know what else there could be to say, so I won't say anything, and leave you to take a look at Motherwell FC's official statement on today's sad events and this two page report of Well's 1991 win.

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Messing With The Wrong People

Friday, 28 December 07, 04:36 AM

When I posted on the argument brewing between the Northern Premier League, Invision (who provide a live broadband match service) and FC United of Manchester before on here, I wouldn't have guessed at the surprising events that have come about since and these events are threatening to spiral out of control. Following on from FCUM's initial request that their supporters do not travel to Curzon Ashton next Saturday. Firstly, Invision used the BBC's Monday night Non-League radio show as a right to reply, and in it they utterly refuted FC United's claims. United issued a formal complaint to the league, feeling that the "television company" (and I use the phrase loosely, as this is not a television company that as you would normally describe it) had stopped not far short of slandering them. In an amazing public statement made on Friday, the Northern Premier League came down on the side of their commercial partners. Consider, if you will, some of these comments:

- FC United supporters who have expressed concerns that they do not support the boycott but are frightened for their personal safety from a minority who wish to take aggressive action against anyone who doesn’t share their views. The Northern Premier League is claiming that it has been contacted by a minority of FC United of Manchester supporters who want to go to the Curzon Ashton game but feel too scared to? This is an allegation that should be passed to the police and to FC United for them to deal with, unless... it's a pack of lies.

- FC United of Manchester have stated that the UniBond League ignored the wishes of both clubs after having initially consulted them over the change to the kick off time. As with all matches that are subject to being covered by NPL TV the home club is consulted as to the operational logistics to being visited by the TV crew. Curzon Ashton FC was consulted to ensure there would be no operational difficulties with regards to bringing the kick off time forward. Nice bit of spin, chaps, but it doesn't really mean anything. Confirming that there are no "operational difficulties" is not the same as saying that you're happy with it.

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[This has] led to a number of unwelcome issues and allegations which constitute a total negation of the sporting ethos of the Unibond League and its member clubs. Well, at least we know where we stand. The interests of the TV people are a higher priority than those of the fans of the clubs or, indeed, the clubs themselves.

- The UniBond League is disappointed that FC United of Manchester have advised their supporters not to attend the away fixture at Curzon Ashton as this action only harms one of their fellow member clubs. Bullshit. FC United of Manchester's obligation is to field a team to play at Curzon Ashton next Saturday. Nothing more, nothing less. It is unfortunate that a club will be affected financially by this, but no Northern Premier League club has an automatic right to the money of FCUM supporters. This comment seems to indicate that the Northern Premier League has little but contempt for the supporters of FC United of Manchester.

The person that issued this amazingly insulting press release should be sacked, and an immediate vote of no confidence should be held by the League's members towards the entire committee of the Northern Premier League. To issue such an attack aimed at a member club which has broken no rules (with the possible exception of something vague about "bringing the league into disrepute" but, since no charges have been brought, I would say that it's safe to say that none will follow) is an outrageously insulting thing to to do, and an indication of utter incompetence on the part of the people running this league. They may be stuck with each other, but we would all be better off without League mandarins that treat their own clubs and supporters with such contempt.

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