Saturday, 02 February 08, 01:41 AM
Over the course
of the normal working day, many things flash through my head which I either don't have the time to write up in full or aren't quite fleshy enough to warrant a full article on here. Here are some
of the things that have been playing on my mind over the last week or so.Saturday, 02 February 08, 01:38 AM
Like many people, I
had spent much of the last year or so wondering about the supine reaction of Liverpool supporters to the Gillett & Hicks take-over. Here were two people coming in with no apparent prior
interest in Liverpool Football Club, making numerous promises and claims, but with the prevailing common knowledge becoming apparent that they didn't have the cash up front to pay for it. Very
few people that closely connected wondered aloud where the money was going to come from. The club was being purchased for £300m and the new stadium will cost something like £400m. These are
substantial amounts of money. They were also making promises of spending obscene amounts of money on players. In spite of this, Stars & Stripes flags were flown on match days. The
arrivistes were feted as saviours. It was almost as if no-one had been paying any attention to what had gone on forty miles up the road at Old Trafford for the last few years or so. Considering
that Liverpool is the city that was the birthplace of Militant, the home of the Dockers' strike and a city which remains one of the most politically left-wing in Britain, it was all most
perplexing.
Over the last few weeks or so, the wheels have come spectacularly off the wagon for the new owners. They may have secured the refinancing package that they desperately needed, but it hasn't
come cheap and it is now common knowledge that, just as at Manchester United, a football club is effectively paying for itself to be taken over by outside investors, and at a cost of £30m per
year in interest payments alone - money which, ultimately, will come from the supporters themselves. The seeds of the problems for Gillett & Hicks were sown in their treatment of Rafael
Benitez. Whatever the shortcomings of Benitez are, he has taken them to two European Cup finals in three years and is still enormously popular on Merseyside. The club's apparent misjudgement of
this incurred the wrath of the supporters and a demonstration march to the ground towards the end of last year. The lack of harmony within the club may or may not be directly responsible for
the club's slump in form, a slump so severe that it hasn't merely ended their Premier League championship bid but will quite possibly result in them taking part in the UEFA Cup next season
rather than the Champions League. There was a further demonstration against Gillett & Hicks at the recent match against Aston Villa. Something, one suspected, was in the air. At last.
The upshot of it all is "Share Liverpool FC", launched today in the city by Rogan Taylor, a long time Liverpool supporter and the chair of the Football Supporters Association, Kevin Jaquiss, a
lawyer specialising in employment law who was part of the group responsible for writing the legal model upon which all supporters trusts are based, and Phil French, a former director of
communications of the Premier League who is now employed as the chief executive of Supporters Direct. In terms of knowledge and support, you couldn't really ask for much more experience. The
plan is a simple (if ambitious) one: persuade 100,000 Liverpool supporters to pay £5,000 each and raise £500m to buy the club, and then run it as a not-for-profit mutual society, with no
shareholder dividends and no profit. The group has had a somewhat shaky start (such was the level of interest that the web site collapsed fifteen minutes after it went live and, at the time of
writing, hasn't recovered yet), but this would appear to bode well for them - a considerable amount interest in a concept that very few people had even heard about as recently as a couple of
days ago.
So, can it work? Well, it can. These are monstrous amounts of money, though - are there 100,000 Liverpool supporters in the world who will part with
£5,000 in order to take control of the club? Are there that many supporters groups that will band together and buy shares between them? The next few weeks will provide a few answers to this,
but it is worth remembering that if nothing else, we should applaud the principle of this idea. Some, such as the apparently "humorous" website Who Ate
All The Pies, have already chosen to scoff at the announcement, with a magnificently ill-informed article on the announcement that appears to have been written on the back of a cigarette packet
in the pub. I don't know which part of their piece on the subject (which I'm not linking to from here - if you want to see it, you can go and look for yourselves) is the worst: "They should
leave the running of the club to the money men in suits who know about such things", or "this is communism at its most hare-brained" are vying with each other (and a whole host more) for the
most the most ill-informed comment on the subject. Having embarked upon second and third readings of it, I can confidently state that more or less every single sentence of it is as bad as the
one that preceded it.
Saturday, 02 February 08, 01:36 AM
Grosvenor Vale is about as far from the Premier League as most people could imagine. The pitch there is surrounded with a wooden picket fence that harks back to a
long-forgotten era and the club that uses it, Ruislip Manor has a long (if inglorious) history. Their neighbours Wealdstone are former non-league giants who found themselves homeless through a
mixture of underhand dealing and exceptionally bad luck. Now, however, one of them faces closure and the other faces the possibility of (largely unfairly) being labelled a "club killer". How
the fate of these two clubs became intertwined is a story of greed and neglect, and one of them is now in such a desperate state that it is touch and go whether they will even be able to see
their way through to the end of the season.
Wealdstone are the bigger of the two clubs. In 1985, they became the first side to win the non-league "double" of the Conference and the FA Trophy and gave the
world the dubious mixed football talents of Stuart Pearce and Vinny Jones. In those days, however, there was no automatic promotion to the Football League, and the the Stones soon faded into
relative ignominy, being relegated back into the Southern League in 1988. In 1991, they lost their Lower Mead stadium. Chairman John Morritt, a property developer, sold the site to Tesco,
claiming grandly that the club would have a new home within a couple of years. Lower Mead was a prime piece of real estate, in the heart of one of North London's most affluent areas, but the
club itself received very little of this money (Morritt resigned and the company handling the sale went into liquidation, though whether these two events were related is largely unanswered by
the history books), and the club entered into a financially ruinous groundshare at Vicarage Road, Watford. The club failed to attract the support that they had hoped for, and left there two
years later. They've spent the years since then as nomads, ground-sharing at the altogether less salubrious homes of Yeading, Edgware Town and Northwood.
Ruislip Manor's history is less illustrious than Wealdstone's. Founded in 1938, they joined the Athenian League in 1965. The Athenian League had been a strong
amateur league, but by the 1960s it was in decline, with many its biggest clubs (such as Barnet, Enfield and Dagenham) frequently decamping to the Isthmian and Southern Leagues. They stayed
there until 1984, when further expansion of the Isthmian League to four divisions forced its closure. At this point, they joined the Isthmian League, where they stayed as solid, if
unspectacular members until 1996, when they took a voluntary demotion to the Spartan League for financial reasons. They remain there today. Their decline has been a slow one. The club's ground
was run by the Ruislip Manor Sports & Social Club, who allowed the football club to use the pitch but kept the receipts from bar takings. It was a precarious arrangement, and the S&SC
was rumoured to be in debt to the tune of £60,000 after years of neglect.
The two clubs' paths crossed when Wealdstone completed the purchase of the Ruislip Manor Sports & Social Club earlier this season. Ruislip, struggling near
the bottom of the table had been struggling by on gates on that had fallen as low as 25, but Wealdstone had been paying the football club ground rent for their reserves and youth teams use of
Grosvenor Vale, and without this source of income, the club suddenly found itself with no income other than gate receipts. The committee running Ruislip Manor resigned and, at an emergency
meeting held on the 29th of January, no-one came forward to fill the vital administrative posts (chairman, secretary and treasurer) that are required for the club to carry on playing. The
Spartan League have allowed them to call previous matches off in order to allow them to find people to fill these positions, but at the time of writing it looks unlikely that they will be able
to continue. Wealdstone, it is worth pointing out, are not as bad as they could be painted here. They have waived any rent charges for the remainder of this season, but they run on a very
limited budget themselves. There is no particularly good reason why they should "bail out" Ruislip.
There comes, I guess, a point when you have to wonder whether it is worth carrying on. If the support and the will to keep the club going isn't there, is it
worth the few people left that care about Ruislip Manor FC busting a gut when the end reward might well be beyond their reach? These are tough questions, but there are tentative signs that they
might not quite be done for yet. The messages coming from the Ruislip forum are encouraging, with several people having volunteered to help out on match days, with the hope being that they at
least be able to carry on playing until the end of this season, giving them a critical couple of months in which to regroup. They can resign to the very base of the pyramid, which would free
them up to use the considerably cheaper option of hiring a public pitch, but they would also have to consider that there may be no way back into the senior game should they do this. In the
present day, though, time is running out, and it seems likely that, after 70 years, last orders are being called on Ruislip Manor FC. On the off-chance that there is anybody reading this that
might be able to help, there is more information here.
Saturday, 02 February 08, 01:34 AM
This week's midweek matches, the vast majority of which were played last night, seemed to catch many people unaware. This certainly seemed to be what happened at The Reebok
Stadium, where just 17,700 people took the time to drop by for their 0-0 draw with Fulham. The missing thousands must have known something. Meanwhile, Arsenal went back to the top of the table
with a 3-0 win against Newcastle United, whose new managerial "team" could only watch in silence as their players turned in a second successive dreadful performance in North London. This
morning's BBC web site leads with Keegan's bullish response
to Dennis Wise's appointment as Supreme Galactic Overlord - most notably of all, the article points out that Newcastle are now just seven points off the
relegation places. One shudders to think what the effect on Mike Ashley's apparently fragile mental state might be if they get sucked into a battle against relegation. You can probably expect
to see him topless and daubed in war paint next Saturday. As it stands, anyone from Tottenham Hotspur (in twelfth place) down could find themselves fighting for their survival. The prognosis at
least looks a little healthier for Sunderland this morning after their 2-0 win over Birmingham City lifted them up to fourteenth place. Taking their place beneath the trapdoor are Wigan
Athletic, who lost 1-0 at Middlesbrough.
Anyone that believes that FA Cup is detrimental to league form should probably take a look at last night's results in the Championship. Preston North End seem
to have been given a healthy dose of self-confidence, and followed up their thrashing of Derby County at the weekend by beating West Bromwich Albion 2-1 at Deepdale last night. This result
meant that Albion failed to move clear of this season's surprise package, Bristol City, who stay in second place on goal difference only in spite of not having played last night. A few weeks
ago it looked as if the race for the promotion places might come down to a two horse race, but there are now just four points between the top five. Charlton won a critical game against Stoke by
a single goal last night, whilst Watford could only draw at Sheffield United, muddying the waters still further. Barnsley followed up the news that they will be the next team to try and knock
Liverpool out of the FA Cup by beating bottom of the table Colchester United 1-0 at Oakwell, while Wolves, who seemed to be in free-fall over the last couple of months, beat Sheffield Wednesday
at Molineux. This result left the bottom of the Championship table as open as the top, with six points now between third from bottom Preston and Sheffield United, in fifteenth
place.
All eyes in League One last night were on Roots Hall - how well would Leeds United's players react to the surprise departure of Dennis Wise? The answer was "not
very". Southend United beat them 1-0 to drop them down to sixth place. If the match between Nottingham Forest and Swansea City was meant to be "an advertisement for the division", it was an
advertisement that lacked an end product. It finished goalless, although the crowd of over 21,000 was notable for a Tuesday night match in January. All of this suited Doncaster Rovers very
nicely. They leapfrogged over Forest and into second place with a 2-0 win against Hartlepool United. At the the bottom, there's all still to play for. Luton Town lost 1-0 at home to Swindon
Town in The Battle Of The Clubs That Have Flirted With Bankruptcy. The result leaves them one place off the bottom of the table, but results elsewhere went their way - fellow relegation
candidates Bournemouth lost at Huddersfield, while Crewe could only draw at home against Bristol Rovers. The last time that I looked at the League One table, Cheltenham Town appeared doomed to
the drop. Since then, they've gone unbeaten in 2008 until last night, when they were beaten 1-0 at home by Millwall, who hauled themselves out of the relegation places. It still looks like
being tight, though, with anyone from Brighton & Hove Albion (in fourteenth place) likely to end up fighting against the drop.
In League Two, Franchise's implosion continues apace. They've now lost five home matches this season, and the "loyal" people of Milton Keynes demonstrated their
impatience with it all with just 6,500 turning up to see them drop another two points, this time with a 1-1 draw against struggling Macclesfield Town. The chasing pack are catching up
ominously. Franchise are still five points clear at the top, but everyone below them has got games in hand, though Rotherham United wasted the chance to close the gap to just two points with a
3-1 defeat at Peterborough United. Peterborough are up to fourth place now, with a game in hand, whilst Darlington stay in third place after a 1-0 win against Accrington Stanley. A highly
undignified battle to stay in the Football League looks likely, with half a dozen teams in touching distance of the relegation places. Wrexham's mini revival continued with a creditable 2-2 at
Morecambe, whilst Mansfield Town (who must have taken encouragement from their excellent performance in losing at home to Middlesbrough in the FA Cup on Saturday lunchtime) won at Lincoln City
to keep Wrexham bottom of the table.
Finally, there were three matches in the Conference last night. Aldershot Town moved six points clear of Torquay United at the top of the table with a 1-0 win
against Oxford United, although Torquay still have two games in hand and would go top if they won both of them. Oxford's slump has been as surprising for the rest of us as it has been alarming
for their own supporters. They have now won just two matches in fifteen since the start of December, and have plummeted from having a reasonable chance of making the play-offs to fifteenth
place. With thirty-seven points in the bag, they've probably got enough about them to steer clear of a relegation battle (there are still sixteen points between them and fourth from bottom
Farsley Celtic), but this wasn't, I rather suspect, what anyone at The Kassam Stadium thought would happen after they lost out in last year's Conference play-offs. Elsewhere, Exeter City closed
the gap on Cambridge United (who occupy the last play-off place at the moment) with a 1-0 win at The Abbey Stadium, and Burton Albion cemented their fourth position with a 2-1 win against
struggling Rushden & Diamonds.
You can see some of last night's Premier League goals here, along with highlights from the African Cup Of Nations, the group stages of which are coming to an end. More on that tonight.
Saturday, 02 February 08, 01:32 AM
The Simpsons has a habit of occasionally dropping in cameo performances from the stars of other animated series, and it always
leave me feeling strangely uncomfortable. Seeing Fred Flintstone sitting on the couch at 742 Evergreen Terrace has the effect of making me look around, just to check that the world is still
turning and that I haven't slipped, without noticing, into a parallel universe. Soap operas, thank heavens, don't do the same thing nearly as often, but I had to check that there was just the
one sun in the sky this morning with the news that Dennis Wise has been appointed as the General Manager at Newcastle United, an appointment which has further reinforced my opinion that Mike
Ashley is suffering some sort of nervous breakdown.
Interviewed on the radio last night, Kevin Keegan sounded somewhat bemused and unhappy at the appointment. After all the fanfare of his resurrection-like return
to St James Park (though it is always worth pointing out that this particular "Geordie Messiah" isn't actually a Geordie himself, and that his first significant involvement with Newcastle
United was practically beating them single-handed for Liverpool in the 1974 FA Cup final - he didn't sign for Newcastle until 1982, by which time he was way past his best and had already
retired from international football), Newcastle have played some atrocious football in his two matches in charge so far, barely registering a shot on target against either Bolton Wanderers or
Arsenal, but I doubt if he could reasonably have been expecting such a, well, peculiar appointment to be made, especially without his own authorisation.
Leeds United supporters seem happy enough with it all and, indeed, why shouldn't they be? I fully understand that they would be top of the table if it hadn't
been for the fifteen point deduction that they suffered during the summer because of the attempted sleight of hand over their financial crisis at the time, but their supporters seem to have
long enough memories to be be fully aware of the fact that it was Wise that took them down in the first place and that his appointment and retention at Elland Road seemed to be largely on the
basis that he is one of the few men in football that actually likes Ken Bates. They have
spent heavily since the transfer embargo placed upon them was lifted, and being near the top of League One, for a club that was competing in the Champions League earlier in this decade, should
be their minimum requirement, points deduction or no. The only cloud on their horizon is the spectre of Dave Bassett, seemingly appointed as caretaker-manager - another ghost from the past, who
seems unlikely to be the man to provide them with very much success or, indeed watchable football.
Considering how dull the January transfer window has been, we should be grateful to Leeds and Newcastle (as well as Liverpool) for providing us with as much
mirth as they have done. Football needs this level of incompetent administration to give the rest of us something to giggle over, and you get the feeling that it just wouldn't be the same if
everyone was ably administrated. All we need now is for Jose Mourinho to be offered the Leeds job, only for him to turn it down, leaving them with Steve McClaren in charge, and the circle will
be complete.
Saturday, 02 February 08, 01:29 AM
There has been
plenty of comment in many different places on the subject of Havant & Waterlooville's FA Cup run, and their performance on Saturday. There are many people more closely involved in what has
been going on than I am, but I thought that I would take opportunity to add some final, personal thoughts on the subject before laying it to rest for the time being. As I mentioned on here
earlier, we heard a lot of cliche over the weekend, but it continues to delight me that, in such a cynical age as this, we haven't forgotten our capacity to be delighted
by football, and by minor acts of heroism. The last few days have been a time to forget about the harsh realities of the modern game, with its nepotism, closed shops and spirit-sapping
commercialism. It has been a time to revel in the sort of shared experience that I had been starting to think was dead in modern football.Saturday, 02 February 08, 01:26 AM
The FA Cup Fourth Round, played out last weekend, was most peculiar. There were sixteen matches played, involving thirty-two clubs, and not a single one was drawn. It was
the first time that this had happened in a shade of fifty years. I bet no-one at the BBC saw that one coming. Equally strange is the layout of the last sixteen of the competition. Arsenal,
Manchester United, Chelsea and Liverpool are all ominously present and correct (fingers crossed that they draw each other in the fifth round, then), but the rest of the Premier League has been
absolutely decimated. I pointed out here before that the best possible Premier League representation in the Fifth Round would be eight clubs, and the weekend's results mean that just six have
survived - the Big Four, plus Middlesbrough and Portsmouth. I can't offer a definitive solution to this riddle. I remain less than convinced that this idea that "the Premier League doesn't care
about the FA Cup any more". I simply cannot accept that professional sportsmen could sell their supporters down the river like that, and I also don't think that it is in the genetic make-up of
the professional sportsman to not want to win. I remain convinced that it is simply that the majority of the Premier League is nowhere near as good as it thinks it is. If the Premier League was
anything like as good as it thinks it is, Everton's reserves would have rolled Oldham Athletic, Birmingham City would have beaten Huddersfield Town and so on and so forth. Until lunchtime, when
the Fifth Round draw is made, it's difficult to gauge how healthy this all is for the competition (the rest of the Premier League's capitulation could be seen as simply giving the Big Four a
free run to the semi-finals if they manage to avoid each other in the draw), but it does at least make a pleasant change to see some different faces at this stage of the
competition.

The vast majority of the weekend's plaudits were taken by Havant & Waterlooville, who inflicted up
Liverpool arguably the most excruciating forty-five minutes of football in their entire history. It was inevitable that Liverpool would eventually overpower them, but the final score of 5-2 was
highly flattering, and whilst some cynics snorted over the cliches about "the magic of the FA Cup" and it being "what dreams are made of", it's worth pointing out that lazy journalism will
always be lazy journalism. Some people have also wondered aloud how many of the 6,000 people that travelled up from Hampshire to Anfield will be back at West Leigh Park next week. My mind turns
to Woking's FA Cup adventure in 1991, when they took a similar number of supporters to The Hawthorns for their match against West Bromwich Albion. Prior to that FA Cup run, Woking had been a
fairly typical lower division non-league team, getting by on crowds of three to four hundred. Their average home crowds immediately shot up after this cup run, giving them the springboard for
two promotions which took them into the Conference, where they remain to this day. We shall wait to see with interest whether Havant & Waterlooville enjoy similar success.
Yesterday's back pages certainly made interesting reading, with particular regard to Newcastle's trip to The Emirates Stadium to play Arsenal. One
"senior source" (presumably a disgruntled player) noted darkly that Kevin Keegan's team talk prior to the match consisted of telling his players that "Arsenal are a great passing team. We must
make sure that we pass the ball better than them", and nothing else. Such tactical acumen was thoroughly rewarded with Arsenal swatting them aside by an eventual 3-0 scoreline. Two games, no
goals and out of the FA Cup. The Keegan Revolution marches on. Two further Premier League teams bit the dust against lower division opposition. There was no great surprise at Pride Park, where
Derby County's new American owners saw their team thrashed at home by Preston North End, who currently occupy one of the relegation places in the Championship. They must be wondering what
they've let themselves in for, there. Slightly more surprising was Manchester City's capitulation at Sheffield United, not least because Sven Goran Eriksson seemed to have turned a corner in
terms of turning City into a capable, organised outfit, whilst the involvement of Bryan Robson at Bramall Lane would appear to preclude Sheffield United from doing anything with much
efficiency.
In Sunday lunchtime's match, Spurs were predictably hungover against Manchester United. With a makeshift defence playing, they took the lead at Old Trafford
before capitulating, and the 3-1 scoreline seemed to flatter United, with Michael Dawson getting himself sent off for deliberate handball and Radek Cerny rolled over a tame, deflected shot by
Cristiano Ronaldo to sew the game game. In spite of all of this, Spurs had their chances. Jermaine Jenas was put through on goal with the score tied at 1-1 but rolled the ball tamely wide, and
Dimitar Berbatov bundled the ball against the post with United leading 2-1, so it could have
been different, but Spurs are going to have to put this one down to experience and redouble their efforts in the League Cup and UEFA Cup.
Elsewhere, Middlesbrough were given an almighty scare by Mansfield Town before running out 2-0 winners and Portsmouth had to come from a goal behind before
beating Plymouth Argyle. In the matches between the lower division sides, Bristol Rovers beat Barnet 1-0 at Underhill, Wolverhampton Wanderers raised a few eyebrows in beating Watford 4-1 at
Vicarage Road, and Luke Beckett continued his impressive record - he scored the winning goal in Huddersfield Town's 1-0 win at Oldham Athletic, meaning that he has scored in all four rounds of
the cup so far this season. The draw for the Fifth Round will be made at lunchtime, and the sixteen teams left in are as follows: Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester United, Chelsea, Portsmouth,
Middlesbrough, Wolverhampton Wanderers, Cardiff City, West Bromwich Albion, Sheffield United, Coventry City, Huddersfield Town, Bristol Rovers, Barnsley, Southampton and Preston North End. You
can catch up with the weekend's goals here, and there will be a lengthy report on
the Liverpool vs Havant & Waterlooville match here.
Saturday, 02 February 08, 01:24 AM
Sometimes, you just get the feeling that something bigger is going on elsewhere. Kings Marsh Stadium in Sudbury, Suffolk is a very agreeable place to watch football - it's
usually football of a reasonably high quality and the beer is cheap and plentiful - but yesterday afternoon everybody's thoughts were trained elsewhere, a couple of hundred miles or so
north-west. We were watching Sudbury play Tilbury, but our thoughts were primarily at Anfield, where Havant & Waterlooville were making Liverpool sweat in a way that few had
foreseen.
Since our last trip to Suffolk in August, AFC Sudbury have bedded themselves into quite a comfortable position in Division Two North of the Ryman Football
League. Dartford, revitalised by the completion of their new stadium last year, head the table, but with a second promotion place on offer to play-off winners, a race is on to ensure at the
very least a place in these play-offs. Sudbury have tough opposition - amongst the teams doing battle with them are one of the pre-season favourites Enfield Town and Ware, who won through to
the First Round Proper of the FA Cup. There are six or seven teams chasing the four play-off spots and, in spite of their superior resources, Dartford aren't out of sight in top place being
just four points clear at the top of the table. Springtime is coming, and there's still all to play for.
For their visitors, Tilbury, the good times have been thin on the ground. They had a run to the Third Round of the FA Cup in 1978, losing to Stoke City, but
almost collapsed financially a couple of years later and have spent much of the last three decades merely keeping their heads above water in the face of local disinterest. Nestled in amongst
the docks of the Thames Estuary, they have a high level of local competition for their attention - crowds at their Chadfields stadium frequently fall into two figures - and they went into
Saturday's match in four points above the relegation places and with games in hands, but doubtlessly looking nervously over their shoulders. Having dropped into the Essex Senior League once and
clawed their way back once, they already know how difficult it can be to work your way back up.
Sudbury have been struggling with their pitch lately. Their last home match was postponed because it was waterlogged, and the club had taken the traditional
remedy action to such a problem by covering last sections of it in sand. It didn't make for a particularly edifying spectacle for the first twenty minutes or so, but the truth was that it
didn't really matter that much. News had come through that Havant had scored at Anfield, and later that they had taken a 2-1 lead. The token Liverpool supporter in the shed was, somewhat
predictably, being mercilessly mocked. In addition to this, Sudbury's supporters are possibly the noisiest that you will come across anywhere, and are augmented by a World War II air raid
siren, two drums, a plastic trumpet and what might have been a harmonica. It certainly didn't seem to help the Tilbury goalkeeper, who made a dog's breakfast of Stuart Boardley's weak header
from six yards, spilling the ball over the line to give the home side the lead.
In the second half, Sudbury extended their advantage, despite not playing particularly well against weak opposition. Liverpool had levelled things up at 2-2
just before half-time against Havant & Waterlooville, and news that they had taken a 3-2 lead seemed to turn more people's attention to what was actually going on in front of them. Four
minutes into the second half, the outstanding Clements was put through and made the score 2-0, and the race was largely on to see how many Sudbury would score. With twenty minutes to play and
things starting to go a little stale, they brought on top scorer James Rowe, and the final piece of the jigsaw was complete. Having looked somewhat disjointed for much of the second half, they
started to look more and more fluid, and the icing on the cake was added with just a couple of minutes left to play when Luke Hammond suddenly (and somewhat unexpectedly) skipped past three or
four tackles before putting the ball in the bottom corner from the edge of the penalty area.
After the match, everything seemed to be settling down and returning to normal. The familiar five o'clock music chimed up on the radio, and "Sports Report"
confirmed that Liverpool had run up five against Havant in the end whilst Derby County had taken at absolute pasting at home against Preston North End. Far away from the glare of the national
media, other results in the Ryman League had gone in Sudbury's favour, leaving them in second place in the table - four points behind Dartford with an all-important home match against The Darts
at Kings Marsh in a fortnight's time. All to play for in this particular corner of Suffolk, then.
Saturday, 02 February 08, 01:20 AM
It will probably prove to be a false dawn. It was when they did the same to Chelsea at the same stage of the League Cup in 1999 (they didn't even manage to
win the final that year). However, Spurs supporters might be allowed a moment or two to wallow in their own crapulence after a 5-1 victory over Arsenal last night which booked them their first
visit to the new Wembley stadium and really, seriously called into question the strength in depth that Arsene Wenger has (or, rather, doesn't have) at his disposal.
I noted on here a couple of weeks ago what a crucial match this would be for Tottenham Hotspur FC. Spurs have some sort of psychological block when
it comes to playing the big clubs which has been enormously damaging when it has come to the club taking that critical Great Leap Forward towards challenging seriously for a Champions League
place. You can count their league victories over Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United over the last ten years on the fingers of one hand. This morning, though, Spurs fans might just be waking up
with the belief that Juande Ramos has got it in him to take their club to the next level.
It wasn't merely the 5-1 scoreline, but the performance itself. This wasn't Spurs vs Arsenal Youth. Arsene Wenger simply hasn't got the excuse that he put out
his weakest possible team. This was an Arsenal team featuring a number of established players, but their performance as a team coupled with a confident, assertive Spurs performance made them
look like youth team players. Jermaine Jenas, who scored the first goal and forced the second out of Nicholas Bendtner with a tremendous free kick, put in his best performance yet in a Spurs
shirt (leading one to believe that Ramos could succeed at something critical for Spurs, considering their transfer policy over the last three or four years or so - getting players to actually
fulfil their potential). In true Spurs tradition, there was a heart in mouth moment just before half-time, when Dimitar Berbatov was put through on goal and hit the outside of the post. It was
typical Spurs that, two goals up and completely out-playing the opposition, one's mind should turn to the inevitable comeback at such a point.
The moment that finally settled the nerves came three minutes into the second half, when Keane added the third goal. It was at this moment that one could
finally start to relax a little. This Arsenal team, playing this badly were not going to be able to get three goals
back if they played all night and into this morning. There was still time for a brief chest-tightening moment when Adeabyor pulled one back at 4-0, but Malbranque's last-gasp fifth goal was
nothing less than Tottenham deserved on the night, and over the two legs. We can now await with interest the result of tonight's other semi-final between Everton and Chelsea, and with the
scores tied at 1-1 after the first leg, I wouldn't bet against Everton getting a win to take themselves to Wembley too.
As ever, though, it is critically important to sound a note of caution. After all, Spurs are the undisputed kings of the false dawn. As recently as last year,
Spurs were 3-1 up at Stamford Bridge in an FA Cup quarter-final against Chelsea with Jermaine Defoe through on goal against Petr Cech. He missed, the match ended up 3-3 and Chelsea won the
replay at White Hart Lane. Equally significantly, Spurs beat Chelsea 5-1 in a League Cup semi-final at White Hart Lane in 2001, but lost 6-1 at home to them in the league shortly afterwards,
and went on to lose the final against Blackburn Rovers. My mind, however, automatically drifts to Nick Hornby's "Fever Pitch", and the League Cup semi-final between Arsenal and Spurs in 1987.
Spurs were 2-0 up on aggregate when Arsenal's travelling support suddenly and unexpectedly got behind their team, being rewarded with a late, late winning goal from David Rocastle to send them
to Wembley for the first time since 1979. Hornby credits it as being one of the most crucial results in the history of Arsenal Football Club - it swept the weight of expectation that had
crushed all Arsenal teams since the 1971 double-winning team and instilled the self-belief that would lead them to champsionship victories in 1989 and 1991. It's probably too much, in this day
and age, to hope for the same thing to happen with Spurs. However, the morning after the match, it feels like a
result of equal significance. All they have to do now is go to Old Trafford at the weekend and knock Manchester United out of the FA Cup.
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