Friday, 04 January 08, 07:24 PM
I don't write on here very often, but I felt compelled to bring this to the attention of anyone who hasn't heard (this would be the kind of person who doesn't listen to national radio or read national newspapers but does read obscure blogs).
DAVID BECKAM HAS SIGNED FOR ARSENAL
The only catch is that he is only here for a month. And he won't play a match. And he's actually signed squat. He's here to get his fitness up for the forthcoming England match against..... I've forgotten but it doesn't really matter does it. He might also want to see what the current Arsenal magic is all about, but its more likely that its because London Colney is the nearest Premiership training ground to 'Beckingham Palace'.
The ITV commentator Peter Drury lives in Berkhamsted in Hertfordshire, and is k...
"Why I hate Spurs". Stop being a pussy. You lost 5-1 and now you're the laughin...
I agree. Nevertheless, it was an embarrassing performance by the Gunners. We'll...
Its me giving an unbiased (obviously) commentry on whatever I feel like

On Why I Hate Spurs. Chapters 1-4