EURO 2008 PREVIEW

Thursday, 05 June 08, 06:05 PM · Comments(3)

Only two days to go until the greatest show in Europe kicks off. Time for my Euro 08 preview… what to do.....got it.. preview the Celtic players that will appear…been done !! and if it hadn’t been for those pesky kids at LOTW I would have gotten away with it...ok I will preview EURO 2008 and focus on the Rankers players who will set the tournament alight and change the whole ethos of European football, transforming them into disciples of Wattiecencco……

Ronaldo… a quick flight out to the Portuguese training camp in Chairman Murray’s ~~private jet~~... sorry....... Easy Jet secured the signature of the wonder boy to Rangers….what do you mean he’s off to Madrid for £300,000 a week…. Not another moonbeam that was really just the light from Keech Jackson’s torch as he tries to extricate himself from Murray’s ass….

NO.....NO.....AND....NO AGAIN…. That’s just wrong.

What do you mean Nacho’s not in the Spain squad…. WTF… I mean come on...anyone who can score 10 goals in 10 SPL starts must be in their squad…. Do they not want to win the fcking thing ???

So.... no........ Nacho, bazza, boydy, chrissie, thommo, wier-do, shagger, Clubfoot, webby, King Carlos, adamski, koo-san, gowser.... or McCulloch ( he's that pish, he hasn't got a nickname.

So... Bhoys and Ghirls..sit back and in the words of Frank Gallagher.................... PARRRTTTY....