Tuesday, 03 June 08, 02:21 PM · Comments(4)
Please sponsor
me.....
Hi my name is ally and I am a GMP police dog. As you see it’s not an easy life. My friend Wally and I were very much looking forward to the “Blue Tsunami” © Scottish meeja coming to my home town.
We had heard of the stories from my cousin Raul regarding all the fun he had when Celtic came to town in 2003.Well.... what a shock we got, we couldn’t find a free lamppost anywhere, all these things (have u ever seen I am Legend?)....well that kinda thing that scared the bugger out of Will Smith (did you greet when his dog croaked it as well,)........................................................sorry, I’m filing up here, gets me every time, she was so cute was ......where was I? Yea these things were everywhere pi***ing on my lampposts and speaking in some strange language... wearrapeel, nopopeinarrrome, and something about a quadrangle ??? or something like that.It was a nightmare.... so much so Wally is still waiting on his rabies results... paws crossed and all that. So me and Wally have this idea you see, were thinking that we set up a campaign.. We were going to call it “blue-mail” but seemingly that’s been done already. We hope that if you Tims give us some cash we can go to doggy counselling and forget all about Manchester 2008. Please give generously.....only £1.00 a week will keep us inoculated for life........and make all the bad dreams go away.Anynews of the dug in the photo? I here he got put doon?
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Can you organize T-shirts with "God Bless Our Pup" on them?
Magic? Ah, yes can you get those t-shirts? You would have shot that dug in I Am Legend as soon as it got bit. Widnae had cuddled it.