Food Fight and Toffee Crisp
Wednesday, 28 October 09, 08:27 AM · Comments(21)
What is it with this Carling Cup lark and its ability to bring out the worst out in people? First, in round three, the two biggest pikey brigades go ‘full retard’ at Upton Park like it’s the last days of Rome, then, last night, the Oakwell pie man is trapped aboard his wagon while the Northern rabble outside throw their soiled underwear at each other, before finally hopping aboard and plundering the lot. Cash, forks, spoons, salt shakers…the lot. With that many Lancastrians and Yorkshiremen in such vehement mood, I can only assume they were trying to re-create the War of the Roses in Technicolor.
They all want rounding up and drowning.
Elsewhere, Spurs continue their annual hurrah into the latter stages of the competition. I didn’t watch or listen to the game as I was out shoplifting. Highlights, gossip and match reports all seem to surmise that David Bentley had a good game which I’m thrilled about. ‘Outstanding,’ Harry went as far to say. With principal cast member, Lennon, injured for Saturday’s NLD, Bentley’s promotion from understudy to lead role seems a no-brainer; if there was one game where the man could inspire public opinion, as he did this time last year, (for all of a week) then boy howdy, this is it.
In the meantime, good result for Spurs against a well drilled, plucky Everton side. Cracking goal from the Huddymonster, too. (Thanks to the ginger_pele for that)
As you were.
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I hope you enjoyed your larcenous activities that precluded you from watching the match?
Nick anything good?
Was at the match and Bentley and Bale truly stood out. Who would have thunk it???????
COYS!
Yeah, I was listening on the radio and Bradley Allen (brother of Clive), singled Bentley and Bale out several times for praise.
Bentley was "playing with a smile on his face again" according to one statement.
We like!
And listening, don't forget listening.
I shan't reveal all on here, Kaybee, in case I ruin the surprise for Christmas.
Yoink!
I would really like the Baler to get a run out on the LW against the Scumbags. No JD & no Azza = no pace, and GB can add that.
I find myself thinking that I would trade CL footy to turn them over at their place.
I'm sort of with you, SSG, but I don't see why the two have to be mutually exclusive.
Beating them at the Hemorrhoids will be an important step towards finishing above them in the league.
...not that I expect we will.
Maybe not mutually exclusive K, but if given the either/or choice today I'd pick tonking them at the library.
Not beating them in the league is appalling. Doing them there would put paid to their myth of how we've only ever beaten their kids.
You know, like in the 5-1 where they played Fabergasc, Hleb, Flamini, Sagna, Ade and the other teenage no-hopers.
God, how I hate them. I'm a peaceful man but the Arse make me wish I had my own hydrogen bomb!
I hear ya!
Yes, and, as for their "kids", in the 5-1 game our team's average age was only two-three years different to theirs.
An inconvient truth?
I sooooo want the win on saturday, but we have to temper our wants with the realism that we're missing ALL our best players, and, in all reality, our first team's spine:
Woody, King, Modric, Lennon, Defoe
Ouch.
I can only forsee disappointment, but I'm always a glass half full type, so please ignore me.
Having said that, if we were to take the three points, I'd be Spursgasmic. What a way to start the best day of the week!
I can't stand those nomadic pikeys.
Woody was only out with concussion and Ledley missed last week with a 'virus' so I reckon they'll start. Any team would miss modders but a stormer from Bentley, and Crouch causing them problems in the air. Who knows?
It always happens, start the week all negative and spend the last couple of days fully expecting 3 points. Damn.
Lovin' your work!
'Rather beat the Arsenal than get into the Champions League' That's is just silly. Its worse than cutting off your whatsit to spite your sex life and I can prove it.
Firstly...No I don't think I'll bother you're just not open to rational argument.
Afternoon,
Some Arsenal hoo-ha should be along shortly.
If the meter holds out, that is.
Booya.
There are no rationalists in fox holes, Sir!
Don't do anything un-doable.
SOUNDERS!!!!!!!!!
Play-offs against Houston tonight. The boys have 2 wins and a draw over the Dynamo in all competitions. Being at home, I'm going for a big time Sounders victory of 2-1!
Keeeermonyousounders.
Let me know how they get on. In fact, swing us a link if you can find one.
It's on the fine ESPN family of networks. I'm off to it (well, to the pub 1st) but I'll try to report on it later.
COYSS
It'll be 4-0 mark my words
Sadly, I fear a similar scoreline at the Hemorrhoids.
Well, you were half right as it was 0s for all! A nil-nil draw, but an entertaining, active match. Keller was huge with several great stops. Sounders will need to get Houston on the 2nd leg.
COYSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, on to the small matter of twatting the Scum!
A good twatting is in order.
A pre-match hustle shall be along shortly. I just have the small matter of finally replacing the car window that scoundrels (probably Gooners) knocked out in the summer.
The bastards.
I hope you enjoyed your larcenous activities that precluded you from watching the match?
Nick anything good?
Was at the match and Bentley and Bale truly stood out. Who would have thunk it???????
COYS!
Yeah, I was listening on the radio and Bradley Allen (brother of Clive), singled Bentley and Bale out several times for praise.
Bentley was "playing with a smile on his face again" according to one statement.
We like!
And listening, don't forget listening.
I shan't reveal all on here, Kaybee, in case I ruin the surprise for Christmas.
Yoink!
I would really like the Baler to get a run out on the LW against the Scumbags. No JD & no Azza = no pace, and GB can add that.
I find myself thinking that I would trade CL footy to turn them over at their place.
I'm sort of with you, SSG, but I don't see why the two have to be mutually exclusive.
Beating them at the Hemorrhoids will be an important step towards finishing above them in the league.
...not that I expect we will.
Maybe not mutually exclusive K, but if given the either/or choice today I'd pick tonking them at the library.
Not beating them in the league is appalling. Doing them there would put paid to their myth of how we've only ever beaten their kids.
You know, like in the 5-1 where they played Fabergasc, Hleb, Flamini, Sagna, Ade and the other teenage no-hopers.
God, how I hate them. I'm a peaceful man but the Arse make me wish I had my own hydrogen bomb!
I hear ya!
Yes, and, as for their "kids", in the 5-1 game our team's average age was only two-three years different to theirs.
An inconvient truth?
I sooooo want the win on saturday, but we have to temper our wants with the realism that we're missing ALL our best players, and, in all reality, our first team's spine:
Woody, King, Modric, Lennon, Defoe
Ouch.
I can only forsee disappointment, but I'm always a glass half full type, so please ignore me.
Having said that, if we were to take the three points, I'd be Spursgasmic. What a way to start the best day of the week!
I can't stand those nomadic pikeys.
Woody was only out with concussion and Ledley missed last week with a 'virus' so I reckon they'll start. Any team would miss modders but a stormer from Bentley, and Crouch causing them problems in the air. Who knows?
It always happens, start the week all negative and spend the last couple of days fully expecting 3 points. Damn.
Lovin' your work!
'Rather beat the Arsenal than get into the Champions League' That's is just silly. Its worse than cutting off your whatsit to spite your sex life and I can prove it.
Firstly...No I don't think I'll bother you're just not open to rational argument.
Afternoon,
Some Arsenal hoo-ha should be along shortly.
If the meter holds out, that is.
Booya.
There are no rationalists in fox holes, Sir!
Don't do anything un-doable.
SOUNDERS!!!!!!!!!
Play-offs against Houston tonight. The boys have 2 wins and a draw over the Dynamo in all competitions. Being at home, I'm going for a big time Sounders victory of 2-1!
Keeeermonyousounders.
Let me know how they get on. In fact, swing us a link if you can find one.
It's on the fine ESPN family of networks. I'm off to it (well, to the pub 1st) but I'll try to report on it later.
COYSS
It'll be 4-0 mark my words
Sadly, I fear a similar scoreline at the Hemorrhoids.
Well, you were half right as it was 0s for all! A nil-nil draw, but an entertaining, active match. Keller was huge with several great stops. Sounders will need to get Houston on the 2nd leg.
COYSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, on to the small matter of twatting the Scum!
A good twatting is in order.
A pre-match hustle shall be along shortly. I just have the small matter of finally replacing the car window that scoundrels (probably Gooners) knocked out in the summer.
The bastards.