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Poor old Darren Bent, what a week it has been for him! Frustrated at not getting his "dream" move to Sunderland, he posted the following from his Twitter account: 'Do I...

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Posted 3 months ago

It was announced today that Darren Bent has been a busy little waste of a shirt in his newly found spare time, publicly mouthing off about Mr Levey's handling of his transfer on his ...

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Posted 3 months ago

              Another emphatic victory then. Hoo Ha. Darren Bent opened and in the second-half Jermain Defoe joined in along with Luka Modric...

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Posted 4 months ago

 Obligatory Bents Signs Visual Gag This is almost like a purple patch. Christ I just gave myself a mental image of a post coital Barney The Dinosur reclining nonchalently, blowing smoke...

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Posted 4 months ago

I miss Commoli. There I said it. For his myriad faults, at least he knew how to shop, even if he didn't know what he was buying.  You've got to say, 'I'm a Tottenham...

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Posted 4 months ago

 Ubiquitous everyman, Arthur Barren Dent. Not my words, but those of Daniel Levy One invariably decent source of footy info on t'Internet is Alan Nixon. He's not a fortune teller, rather a...

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Posted 5 months ago

 Super Roman Emile Heskey dislocated eight toes, his frontal lobe and a knee in scoring a comedy goal and Carlton Cole was shot in the thigh by an as yet unnamed sniper in England's...

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Posted 8 months ago

It's Chelsea indoors then and the match is depressingly heralded with another official reminder from the Club about foul, abusive, homophobic or racist language. Haven't they got anything better to...

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Posted 8 months ago

A great win. No two ways about it and a whole heap of positives from a game that had the potential to sum up our season as a complete catastrope. Who'd have noticed? came a voice from...

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Posted 8 months ago

Cudicini 5.5 Suddenly looked like Gomes' number two. That doesn't scan too well, so I'll change  'number two' to 'understudy'. Corluka 6.3 Is he fit? Needs to improve on...

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Posted 9 months ago