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The Terrible Tackles House of Horrors

Ladies and Gentlemen, what you are about to witness is a shocking, a gruesome, and a devilishly entertaining look at: &n...

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Posted 6 months ago

An Open Letter To Arry Redschnapps

Sir Harold Hotspur,c/o 23, Railway Cuttings,East Cheam. Dear Arry, First up, well done for what you did for us this season. You might use substitutes like they cost extra, but...

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Posted 6 months ago

Hot Striker ITK From Sunderland... Eeeeeeek!

Brazil, Hazel, Macadamia... It's all go here within the footy nerve centre that is the OleOle Caravan. One minute we're eating shortbread toasting some potential Sweaty, the next our...

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Posted 6 months ago

Spurs To Buy Rank Striker

Apologies to anyone having a late lunch... Djibril Cisse gves a whole new meaning to phrase a committed striker. And according to Serbian Soccer supremo agent and...

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Posted 7 months ago

Didier Drogba and Nicolas Anelka banned from L'll Wayne's party - London hookers get on it!

Anyone got any money on which Premiership Christmas Party is going to lead to most rape allegations this Xmas? We suggest Big Phil Scolari may have some on his own boys, as he’s recently ban...

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Posted 12 months ago

Cisse invited to France training camp

AJ Auxerre's Djibril Cisse, France's most promising striker, has been called up by national manager Roger Lemerre for a training camp next week. The 20-year-old, who has scored 20...

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Posted 8 years ago