Match Centre: Chengdu Blades vs. Chelsea - Club Friendlies

yi-pi-ci-ay motherfucker

ill be back motherfuckers

fuck u bastard

See you all again - except ossie

use shud watch the game nxt time!!!!
malaysia here we come lmao!!!

That was a great match - here's hoping the whole season is like that!

Oh you're cool.

but going now because ur boring

nah ill annoy u more

full time!!!

I thought you were going.

swp nearly 8 unlucky!!

fuk off u fell for it cunt i dont even have a little bro

1min stoppage time

Do you think we're all as dumb as you?

l8rs h8rs

not really it was me all along if u look down the page it says suckers

shud b 10-0!!!! wot r they doin lol

Ooh - a bad miss

di santo shud hve scored 3 yrd out hit the bar stinker!!!

tried playin di santo in but gk read it!! shame!!

joe cole shudhve scored!!!

carrotz sorry for my brother calling u a noob and talking about ur family

brill

Score one more

Really great game

Let's see what Deco can do - ah nearly!

Every minute was good

corner!

Kick ass

Cos i do

U think so?

So a good game

deco

free kick!!! decos chance!!!

lets make it 8-0

sorry once more

yeh he is

nirst mark hughes sorry bout earlier my bro's a little shit

do we still wana sell him

swp!!!!!!!!

everyboudy dance now are biggest win in a year

swp

Oh SWP

swp 7-0!!!

Who scored that?

wicked

chengdu suck

sick

7-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7-0!!!!!
did you see that goal

7 hahahahah1!!!!!!!!!

seville,milan,moscow and malaysia xi goin down

7-0

7-0!!!!

yer liamsmith

thanks
i meant the cross wernt good btw

they will beat sevilla or ac milan when they play

gael kakuta shud b ahead of malouda!!!

not good

joey peterosogood4ever

chelsea will win all their pre season games

but what kind of a cross was that by malouda initially!!!

thanks eklim

who scored the 5th, my bro was on the comp at that time
being a twat

nah malaysia XI nxt then 2 moscow in 10 days

joey

6-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6-0!!!!!!

joe cole

sorry that was my bro being a dick im back now (soz)

who are chelsea playing nxt moscow ?

6-0

6-0!!!!!!!

go on to


www.fuckoffyouganguptwatswhocan'treallyinsultgood.com

yeh

lol

is deco playin

no

HAHA!

Here ossie - go work off some testosterone www.youporn.com

inbred

youve got a duncle u soppy bollocks prick

nok nok hu's there FUCK OFF!!!!!

yeye keep dreaming traitor

Watch the game and shut up then

fuk u prick im a bigger supporter than you cunts

not really but its summer holiday

We didn't ask your IQ ossie

shudnt u be tuning into the man utd freindlys peter?

im 30 u twats

go home ozzy

nirst is more of a man youll ever be u little boy

yh but ur not the real 1 ur a poo head

having u got some wanking to do because u havent got a wife/girlfriend nirst

my name is officially mark hughes

yes i am

ur a muppet ur not even mark hughes

np kiddo.

Haven't you got some homework to do ossie? Or maybe potty training?

thanks hiphiphoray

u dnt deserve to have a chelsea legend in ur name

shuttup osgood u muppet

whatever

ur mum ur dad ur auntie and ur turtle

As well as Kalou, Joe Cole, Lampard and Anelka... If you missed the other 4

&

ur the dick osgood u big stemaing veigny

di santo

5-0 who scored

fuck off u noob

hello

can we take malouda off again plz!!!

what is that stupid merchant thing. tell me!!!

good chance for di santo

What on earth are you on about?

no but shudhve been lol

celery is a dick

im nirsty im gonna get a drink good way to break the ice heh

thats a pen 4 them lol!!! shud be atleast!

is that a penalty

my dad?

wat the fuk does it mean now im annoyed

malaysia XI shud be a close contest!

yh ur dad

You are ossie

oi celery whats a wind up merchant

so the team are good enough

wat that mean

Ossie, bit of a wind up merchant mate, aren't you?

hu here is actually english

Yeah don't forget this team are pretty poor

me!!! y else wud u b watchin?

hu here actually supports chelsea

chelsea are playing amazingly well

yeh 2 in 2

chelsea rule they are winning 5-0!!!!!!!

2 in 2 now for him - looking good

but 5-0!!!!

lucky goal yeh!!!

di santo lucky goal dow lmao1!!!

id rather have a buffalo take a diarrea dump in my ear than him play

Yes!!!! 5-0

di santo 5-0!!!

5-0!!!!!!!!

i dont care hes fucking shit

What was that free kick from Malouda all about?

yes

hve u heard sinclair is flying out 2 china

scolari is the best manager in the world

Definately looks good so far...

well play more attacking

scolari way better

phil scolari is a fantastic manager

Nice enough bloke - not a top class manager though

nice turn by malouda 4rm the corner!

yeh ur right

good manager

portuguese cunt

what did everyone thing about avram grant

portugese cunt!!!

I hope so cos if he goes and we DON'T get Robinho, we're screwed

so will lampard

drogba will stay

yh but real madrid can buy hoo ever they want they got infinite money there so rich

i hope ronaldo does move to real madrid because he is a portuguese twat and dickhead.yes he's good but

A bit like if we sold Drogba then....

wicked

Then Real would be screwed and have NO ONE

yup there gettin robinho
and if real dont let him go he's gonna complain

And Robinho went to Chelsea

it'd be funny if Ronaldo didn't go to Real...

hilario is good

yeh so do i

and Hilario

4 anelka!

I HOPE Chelsea get Robinho

are chelsea getting robinho?

sulley muntari is good but hes a dick head
chelsea are gettin ROBINHO!!!!!!

good header though

Here we go - di Santo

anelka only just headed over

Link?

mourinho is getin sulley muntari 4 12 million YYYYY!

Plus don't forget Malouda was actually good before he came to us

they were his choices but he bought them in as squad players

have any one of you ever watched a video

eklim - maybe those weren't entirely his choices?

first half or second half?

he does not leave him alone i think he stalkes him

jose mourinho ass rapes lampard

He's here he's there
he's every fuckin where
Joey Cole.........

jose brought in siddy ben haim pizzaro nd malouda last summer!!! wtf he musthve known he was leavin or sumink!

JOE COLE IS BRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

very well done that man - 10/10

good pass by anelka coz malouda was offside! he waited nd playd coley!

cool

4-0!!!!

yh cos hes french and hes fucking his mum

joe cole!!!!

Great goal from Cole!!!!!!

i swear maloudas disabled

cechs still on aswell dne no y carlo isnt playin yet

fanx much abliged

lamps off 4 mikel

erm ivanovic 4 ferreira
bridge 4 ash
malouda 4 kalou
terry off joe cole on!

Yes - Joe Cole is coming on for Terry now

wat wer the subs eklim

deco playin sum sick pases!

malouda cant kick the ball properly always scuffing it

oh no i notice malouda is on the pitch!!!

i am the karate kid and no he wasnt in it

obviously u dickhead

Hey Danielson is on for Blades - wasn't he in Karate Kid?

i was lying u dick

no

yeh hes been given a 1 year contract worth 2,500£ per week hasnt he

did u hear chelsea have signed cristiano ronaldo 4 1million

Yeah the screens bigger on the romanian site too if you can cope with the foreign commentary

u belong on a video

justin tv sucks

Justin TV is quite far behind sport.ro

it will take time i think,, just like it did for lampard and ballack to gel

chelsea rule

Mikel was not in first half.
he had 90 minutes last match

Deco looks OK - a few loose balls and a few good passes - jury's out for me

too early to tell but pleased so far!

Mikel is on - was he playing first half?

what does evryone think of deco so far?

I am watching it on Chelsea Plus and is a minute behind where I am here in America

sport.ro/live

John Terry

Here: LINK

where is everyone watching it

where can u watch this match

who's ur fav player CELERY

Looks like Bridge is on...and Ivanovic

Spot on! :-)

chelsea rule 4ever

shit then

haha

They are just like Sheffield United!!!!!!

or are they shit

Or are you scouting us? ;-)

are chengdu blades good

You should be out coaching Citeh! lol

Anelka, Kalou and Lampard?

Second goal---Kalou

hu scored the goals?

Sounds about right

im gessin?
wot lot think?

oh right kl m8
bridgey 4 ash!
carvalho 4 terry
ivanovic 4 ferreira
mikel 4 lamps
di santo 4 anelka

Who scored the 2nd goal

Lampard rules

Yeah, right!

ur feed seems a lil slow!
suprising i mean cfc online is official so it shudnt b!

My broadcast being 1 minute behind...could it be because I am in America?

What do you mean?

lol dnt worry den

The old Chelsea TV Online

No, Chelsea Plus

celery u watchin it justin tv?

They just had a decent shot just over the bar, Petr looked he had it covered though.

Yeah

its half time right?

But much better picture for me

Mine is (Chelsea Plus)

Exactly a minute, FFS!

Compared to last term, that is.

LINK

How far behind is that link?

I am very happy mind you that Anelka is!!!!
He is looking much more envovlved and even pacier if you will!

Very true!

shevchenko cud hve dne with these games!!!

Yeah, penty of changes coming up!

Yeah, I'm hanging out for Di Santo.

how many do we fancy 2day!
anelka might get a hatrick
bring on di santo!

Cheers Nick!

Apologies for the lack of live text commentary - I'm a bit busy so had to give today's game a miss. I will be watching Tuesday's game against a Malaysian Select XI. Cheers.

Bloody hell, I think you lot may be about a minute ahead of me!!!

yeah Lamps
0-3

LINK
english com

great low cross from Paulo just missed Anelka and Lamps shins it out.

I see. Lampard just scordd

that was never offside!

NOW it's 3-0 Lamps!!!

on 36 minutes it did not count

Well then.

Anelka was offside just now

I saw the score, then saw them focusing on him.

offside

THINK being the keyword.

he can score goals LOL

huh????

Anelka, I think?

who got the 3rd

3-0

sop://broker1.sopcast.com:3912/48608

sopcast 48608

I'm watching it on LINK

nirst wot link u got?

tidy finish from a square pass by Anelka

anybody found it online with english commentary?

tidy finish from a sqaure pass from Anelka

0-2 Kalou

I am watching it on Chelsea Plus (online)

Kalou put thru on the left in the box....corner

I'm not, my computers slow as hell.

wers evry1 watchin de game?

he's doing fine!

Before that free kick by the blades in the wall Petr tidies up

How's my man Kalou looking?

SWP over the top on counter attack and ball thru fro Anelka

Great!

Yeah. I'm listening. :)

Anybody else around??

Anelka shoots from top of the bix...wide!

Anelka thru by Kalou...offside

Dec warned by ref after two fouls in 5 minutes or so!!!!!!!!

Anelka thru by SWP methinks...
previous shot by The bison...

0-1 Anelka

cracking left footer from 35 meters

Blades offside after a tidy movement thru the middle

Kalou over the top ftom a low cross ny Anelka who was put thru by SWP

I just now got on....
I'll give it a go......

deco has our first shot!

anyone will do the commentary to us please ...because I'm working =S

LINK

wen de starting line ups coming out?